Call it a hunch. But I doubt it would be the first time he's hit a woman.

Can't reproduce bug. Closing ticket.

Fucking clown shoes.

I'm in my late forties. I have a regular boring, bull shit life like the rest of you jerk-offs. And I'm fucking tired.

And they expect me to believe this nearly twice my age, bloated saggy diaper is somehow healthier and more energetic than me? What's he pumped up on besides inflated ego and McCrack?

Yeah. Cocaine is ok if you're trying to get an edge on the competition as a stock trader. But, not ok if you're black.

"The resonance density sounds watered down. Were these grapes picked in the rainy season?"

Not only does he give money. He votes.
Remember that when you decide to skip an election.

Literally thousands. That's all the humans that are left.

Always have been.

"We're letting you keep contraceptives"

1. No, they are not.
2. Who the fuck do they think they are?

No one:

Conservatives: WEMEN BAD

Did something happen to those viewers to prevent them from viewing? Maybe catch a contagious disease?

I'll take a lower score and no debt. They can eat their score.

Are ya ready, kids?!?

I'm saddened for them since they'll never know what it's like to lose to Biden twice.

I know were not supposed to kink shame, but there's an obvious lack of consent here.

Seriously, why can't he be normal and wear women's underwear?

When your primary motivations are to get laid, get rich, and become popular, in that order, kiss has it down to an art form.

Elon exposed himself.

BuT tHe StOcK mArKeT iS uP!

What a pussy.