Todd Howard Seen Personally Responding to Every Starfield Review With Link to Steam Award

3 years ago by ylai to c/starfield

ROCKVILLE, Md. — Employees of Bethesda Game Studios witnessed long-time game director Todd Howard personally responding to every negative review of Starfield, linking the game’s…
AceQuorthon 39 points 3 years ago

Is this like a "The Onion" kind of website? I really hope not because this was an amazing read but it all sounds so unbelievably goofy. Todd Howard is unbelievably goofy though which makes me confused even more if this is real or not.

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Infynis 42 points 3 years ago

It's like a nerdy Onion, yeah. I recommend checking their stuff out. They're just as good as the original

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AceQuorthon 17 points 3 years ago

Absolutely amazing. But my head canon is still going to be that this is real.

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variants 1 point 3 years ago

I've been watching mythic quest and now I just picture its Todd being played by mac

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A_Random_Idiot 7 points 3 years ago

Onion type sites should really have a tag in the OP, cause not everyone knows all those sites.. I never heard of this one until right now. and since most people don't read the article, just take off running from the title.. Definitely need some kind of tag or [Onion] in the title or something.

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theRealBassist 4 points 3 years ago

That's literally the mechanism by which satire works?

Adding a tag removes that which makes satire... satire.

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A_Random_Idiot 9 points 3 years ago

Dude.

Do you not realize the world we live in now? That we've been in for over a decade?

Satire is dead.

Real news is almost always more ridiculous than anything satirist can cook up anymore.

When you consider how bethesda was actually and frantically replying to negative reviews or their position on the criticism of starfield, This news article doesnt actually stand out as outlandish or unrealistic.

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CryptidBestiary 10 points 3 years ago

I've seen so much Michael Scott qualities in this man. It's hard not to like him, but it's also harder not to make memes out of him

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Zahille7 3 points 3 years ago

Truly Godd Howard

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ReplicatedSoda 8 points 3 years ago

I find it harder to believe this guy even knows how to use Steam.

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Renacles 2 points 3 years ago

Half the commenters under this post have clearly not read the article.

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