Anon plays poker

3 years ago by 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 to c/greentext

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Varcour 87 points 3 years ago

I like how he went to a poker night and figured out he's good at blackjack. Sounds like his friends wanted to gift him some money even though the idiot couldn't even figure out what game they are playing.

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15liam20 29 points 3 years ago

This is known as "The Chandler" method.

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Globulart 8 points 3 years ago

I do love a game of cups!

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captain_aggravated 6 points 3 years ago

I see people latch onto that detail. I find it plausible that some guys having a "poker night" might play other card games in addition to poker. Play a few hands of 5 card draw, some 7 card stud, maybe a round of blackjack or two.

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MeDuViNoX 2 points 3 years ago

Do people even call Euros, "bucks" or did he switch currency as well?

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