His mother wasn't creative

That there is a gold investor

Weirdly intense and antagonistic internet communists.

Like, picture that guy you avoided conversations with when you were 19.

Frankly all of 4chan should.

But then our supply chain of clinically insane greentexts would fail.

The dealer is telling him not to try anything stupid because he's armed.

And his dad is a meth dealer

Anon is a fucking hero

Not the main point, but this is the first time I've seen "allowlisted". Lol

...are they trying to avoid saying whitelisted because of the word "white"?

Found the rest

Turns out this greentext was 3 years before they made it legal for women to drive in 2018

Anon is a biblical scholar

Wtf is he even saying

I've known people who've wondered if they were asexual because of this, then later realized that pop culture isn't real life.

Anon doesn't realize how good he has it.

Best I can do is upload memes and add to the load.

It's why there's a big warning on the sidebar that says "Beware: sometimes Anon says bad words or things that are unhealthy. We're here to laugh at Anon, not agree or get angry."

This Anon is off their meds. I can't begin to parse some of this.

This is the answer. It comes with the territory when you have a demographic that is nerdy and terminally online.

This demo has more pros than cons, but I do find myself using the "block community" option liberally.

Talk about feeling like the old internet. I was wondering how I would get tricked into seeing something gross by some shock-humor edgelord.

Time to just grab a pint and wait this out. Lol

Anon is the Messiah