I have no idea what’s going on with beans but I feel assaulted

3 years ago by MysticSmear to c/lemmyshitpost

Chadsalot 14 points 3 years ago

I'm hoping this is real and actually some kind of wild ass Christian kids book about a kid with crosses for arms. What's even the lesson there? How does he wipe his ass??

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meowmixjw 5 points 3 years ago path: 0 832890 836606, hotness: undefined, score: 5, children: 1
mustardman 4 points 3 years ago

He could just tear those other children down with his metal arms.

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MysticSmear 4 points 3 years ago
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MysticSmear 2 points 3 years ago
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ivanafterall 2 points 3 years ago

Reads like a Chick tract.

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ivanafterall 10 points 3 years ago

Relax, we're all just having a lentil fun.

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Jimbo 4 points 3 years ago

Haha yeah take that uhh, crucifix arns

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orionstein 2 points 3 years ago

Classic album

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lemonh3ad 2 points 3 years ago

I like a little bit a salt on my beans.

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ColanderForAHat 2 points 3 years ago

I seem to be the only one who hasn't seen any beanposting, just posts referencing the beanposting.

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Yewb 2 points 3 years ago

Where I am from we used to call hemroids beans if that helps any?

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Spliffman1 2 points 3 years ago
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ivanafterall 2 points 3 years ago

It does, thank you.

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