Tennis. Go shove those balls up your ...... No, you may all enjoy that too much. It's all over the place. I know it's Wimbledon, but so what? Then the news about the latest British hopefuls, that we should be celebrating because they managed to tie their show laces and not fall over doing so.

My dog...

Every time I eat, she decide to be a nuisance. Chewing things, going through clothes or cupboards, climbing on the bedside tables, or just whining to go out for a walk.

She'll be fast asleep until I sit down with my lunch and then go back to sleep 5 mins after I finish.

No idea what started or is causing this behaviour but makes every meal so stressful..

Don't wanna get too existential here, but does anyone else think it's absolutely rubbish that we spend the majority of our time away doing things we (for the most) part hate doing? It's all a bit crap isn't it?

Why doesn't my gif work (grumpy face).

Was asked by my boss to apply for a promotion as he was moving sideways. Got it and discovered that the whole departments budget has been spent already. Now got to figure out how to do a year of maintenance with nothing....