It is not the matter of what if you are found. It's the matter of when.
You now have a 1 billion $ bounty on your head and every armed man on Earth is on to you. What do you do to survive as long as possible?
3 years ago by Datman2020 to c/asklemmy
golli 14 points 3 years ago
They probably wouldn't. Didn't the woman in the first one break the rules for a bit over 1 million?
In general the actual dollar amounts in the John wick universe always seemed low to me. I always thought they should have used the gold coins more, since their value was more ambiguous
grabyourmotherskeys 29 points 3 years ago
Post a dating profile with my full information including full HD photos. This will ensure noone contacts me.
KoboldCoterie 26 points 3 years ago
I'd give my kid a gun and tell him to collect and feel no regret about it. Fuck it, I'm dead anyway, might as well leave a legacy.
hardware26 9 points 3 years ago
Lifelong mental trauma as legacy
KoboldCoterie 11 points 3 years ago
At least he'd be able to afford really good therapists.
Hendiballs 16 points 3 years ago
Start singing I'm Gonna Be by The Proclaimers. Anyone who gets too close will just get sucked into it
Mothra 4 points 3 years ago
Alter my appearance as much as possible, as many times as possible. Live on cash. Move location as much as possible, I'll aim to live in my car if I can. Alter my number plate regularly. Get rid of my phone. Live phoneless.
If I'm able I'd also get a gun and a fake ID but not sure if that would be realistic- I wouldn't know where to seek this.
But eventually money will run out. I don't think I would last longer than my savings though. I'd be lucky to live a month.
state_electrician 2 points 3 years ago
When I wake up...
Bjoern_Tantau 15 points 3 years ago
I'd let my kids collect the bounty.
thebestaquaman 13 points 3 years ago
I'm currently close to an uninhabited mountain region: Imma run and hide!
BlushedPotatoPlayers 7 points 3 years ago
Something with that snail, probably.
monerobull 6 points 3 years ago
Perhaps some billionaire would adopt you and make a game out of defending you :P
Stan 3 points 3 years ago
They could build a little comfortable environment for you to live.
Then show you off to their friends as the billion dollar bounty guy.
Reminds me of the Star Trek TNG ep where that collector guy captures Data.
monerobull 1 point 3 years ago
I was going more in the direction that they are psychos that use you as bait so they can kill whoever dares step on their property ๐
It would probably be illegal to say "i have a billion dollars just lying around here, come and take it" and then shoot people, not so much if you coincidentally let slip that you house the billion dollar guy.
FlashPossum 5 points 3 years ago
Kill myself to deny anyone the prize
sausagemeatus 2 points 3 years ago
I'd join the hunt
GalacticBagelHole 1 point 3 years ago
Tonight, Gherman sausagemeatus joins the hunt.
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