Assuming he doesn't have a red phone line directly to Batman like in the old TV show, obviously.
It's night and it's an emergency! The Joker is loose! Gotham needs Batman. But there isn't a cloud in the sky. How does Commissioner Gordon summon him?
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SgtAStrawberry 5 points 3 years ago
I thought The Batman showed that of really well actually, with the rober, vandals and similar in the beginning.
FlyingSquid 4 points 3 years ago
Excellent idea!
hutchmcnugget 16 points 3 years ago
Fireworks in the shape of the bat signal
HotsauceHurricane 14 points 3 years ago
Pretty certain there’s an app for that.
HotsauceHurricane 3 points 3 years ago
It runs on OsmAnd
Bishma 12 points 3 years ago
Wayne Enterprises maintains a cloud machine so their spoiled, good-for-nothing, CEO can always see at least 1 cloud when he looks out the windows of his manner house. Batman should really do something about that guy.
FlyingSquid 11 points 3 years ago
Batman doesn't care about corporate crime for some reason...
Somsphet 8 points 3 years ago
He just stands on the roof and yells.
Superman hears the yelling and send a text to Diana.
Diana writes a letter and gives it to Flash.
Flash starts breaking the speed limit.
Batman trips Flash,who then gives Batman the letter.
Really it's actually much faster then the batsignal, and Bruce Wayne has promised to pay for Superman's phone bill.
Narrrz 8 points 3 years ago
Batman actually maintains a remote link to the light itself. As soon as the switch is flipped, he gets notified.
Cmon, his lair is a CAVE. how the fuck is he gonna see the signal anyway?? Does he maintain 24/7 surveillance of the entire sky?
FlyingSquid 9 points 3 years ago
Does he maintain 24/7 surveillance of the entire sky?
He is Batman...
red 1 point 3 years ago
The batsignal has often been described as a way to instill fear in the criminals, not as the most effective way to summon Batman per se. Certainly Batman doesn't just watch fhe sky all night long to wait for the batsignal to come up, he has ways to get notified without seeing it.
FlyingSquid 5 points 3 years ago
You would think he would at least give the Commissioner the number to a one-time burner phone or something.
Munkisquisher 3 points 3 years ago
The commissioner and his friend snoop take some huge rips and make their own clouds of gange that billow out into the sky. The commissioner forgets what all the fuss is about when batman turns up
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Plot twist: Gordon doesn't actually need the bat signal to contact him. It's there to drive fear to street criminals when they see the sign and think that the Bat is heading their way.
Also Gordon prefers talking to the man dressed like a bat on the rooftop rather than in his small office.
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