A Roman walks into a bar

3 years ago by Brownian Motion to c/jokes

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He holds up two fingers and says, "Five beers please".

HariSeldon_official 2 points 3 years ago

Ok, but what if he wanted four beers?

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Zagorath 5 points 3 years ago

Hold up the pinky, index, and middle finger. Depending on which hand he uses and whether he faces it palm in or palm out, that could be 4 or 6.

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Entropywins 2 points 3 years ago

That took me too long... geeze

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SomeoneElse 1 point 3 years ago

I’m still not getting it. Clearly not firing on all cylinders today!

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worstgemini 3 points 3 years ago

Roman numeral 5 is a V. He held up two fingers to make a V.

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SomeoneElse 1 point 3 years ago

Thank you.

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beefbaby182 1 point 3 years ago

slow clap

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Utzmetah 1 point 3 years ago

Not a roman but more a celtic/longbard one... But if i order two beers and I get five... I'm ok with that 😁

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Raildrake 1 point 3 years ago

Am Roman, can confirm.

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