Open your eyes, people.

3 years ago by The Picard Maneuver to c/lemmyshitpost

Windex007 61 points 3 years ago

You're only scratching the surface, it goes so much deeper than that

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Fermion 23 points 3 years ago

Wouldn't you swap the cat and mouse toy positions? You manipulate the mouse toy to in turn manipulate your cat.

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Windex007 26 points 3 years ago

No my cat dominates that toy regardless of what I'm doing

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variants 15 points 3 years ago

Cat should really be above you

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OpenStars 13 points 3 years ago

Bold of you to think that it is you that is manipulating your cat, instead of the other way around:-D.

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Fermion 5 points 3 years ago

So would it go Media -> cat -> toy -> you?

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OpenStars 5 points 3 years ago

Hrm, that is how I pictured it, but now that we are examining the situation more deeply, perhaps it might go Cat -> Media -> Toy -> You? :-P

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 1 point 3 years ago

Media -> cat -> you -> that one pesky bird -> comrade worm

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dalekcaan 1 point 3 years ago

I hate how the libruhl media keeps trying to brainwash my cat >:(

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Armaell 40 points 3 years ago

So if I understand what is shown correctly. I am still manipulating someone else.

So not everything is lost

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thisisbutaname 4 points 3 years ago

That'd be your subby big tiddy goth girlfriend

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PP_BOY_ 29 points 3 years ago

There is an entire subsection of the population that eats Long John Silvers. They walk among us. You never know who they are. Your cashier at the grocery store? Could have eaten LJS that very day. Your doctor? Your own wife? They could be Long John Silvers patrons without you ever being any the wiser.

We need to START calling out these people and STOP supporting Long John Silvers.

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originalucifer 14 points 3 years ago

are you suggesting a list. that we track these 'people'?

e. the no fry list

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PP_BOY_ 6 points 3 years ago

Yes. We should make them wear an article of clothing so everyone knows who they are. Like a band on their arm or something. And the good people who haven't supported Long John Silvers in their life get some rewards for being so pure.

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originalucifer 6 points 3 years ago

pure

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FartsWithAnAccent 16 points 3 years ago

...but then who owns Red Lobster!?

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 4 points 3 years ago

Coast guard?

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FartsWithAnAccent 3 points 3 years ago

I should've known...

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PatMustard 9 points 3 years ago

Long John Silver the pirate?

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PatMustard 6 points 3 years ago

Not internationally known, it would seem. If you order chicken legs do they just give you one?

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misterundercoat 3 points 3 years ago

I'm not internationally known, but I'm known to rock the microphone.

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OpenStars 2 points 3 years ago

It is not well-known even in the USA, e.g. I'm sure I heard it before but it was so uninteresting that I yeeted it right out of my mind:-).

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GladiusB 2 points 3 years ago

The perfect cover...

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