I thought that's what the second last one was gonna be
I thought that's what the second last one was gonna be
Nah that one seems more like a femboy, since they're using he/him pronouns.
I meant before I read the content, just based off image
I believe in a conspiracy theory that nobody uses debuggers.
I have used them occasionally. It's sometimes easier to use logging because you can dump an enormous amount of information and quickly then look through it if you already know what kind of information you want to look at. Debuggers are better when you have no idea what the hell is going wrong and need to get a little bit of info from everything instead of a lot of info from one thing.
I work with 20 year old legacy spaghetti code, the debugger has become one of my most treasured tools.
It does for me!
Yes, but only because it gives you a link to where that was run. Click the link to the right with filename:lineNumber, and it will open the sources tab to that line. Set a breakpoint and rerun to pause there, then step through the code's execution.
Of course, if you're using minified or processed code, this will be more difficult, in that case figure out how to do it in VS Code.
Yep. Once you get the hang of it, you will cringe to think of all the wasted effort that came before. But getting the hang of it takes dedication.
Does this include C programmers? I've definitely found GDB to be indispensable in the past (or maybe that's what they would want you to think).
Watch a Video or read something because it really is an invaluable tool. But here's a crash course:
Debuggers, or IDEs, let you step through your code in slo-mo so you can see what is happening.
There are many other things an IDE can do to help you, so def look into it more if you want to save yourself a lot of insanity. But this is a good starting point.
If you're developing for the web use F12 to open web tools, and when an error happens, click the file/line number to see that point in the Sources tab, and you can debug there.
The only real time I use a debugger is to tell me what line a default occured at.
@Crow @awesome_person bugger!
Good my colleagues think I am Hackerman that can hack through time!

That image goes so incredibly hard
Dude, literally me. Whenever my friends or my brother's friend come to my room, I opened up a few terminals with only one of them is actually for coding and they thoight I could hack someone's Facebook account or something LMAO.
Yes I live in Southeast Asia
The goddess Namagiri.
You have to record it and run it through a Mellin transform first for it to really work. Don't worry, some guy came up with an analytical expression for it based on the polynomial expansion of the input.
I was going to say. That's a way more terrifying flex than everything else here.
OMG, of all the memes I read all day long, this had to be the one to actually make laugh hard.
Father, I want to see the face of VBA god
Set Forms!frmFaceOfGod!OLECustomControl.Picture = LoadPicture("\\linux-nfs.local\nullshare\%*!!.bmp")
I can really emphasise with Samir. Working in healthcare I’m basically limited to just the Office applications. However in the past few years I’ve been able to cook up solutions by reading / writing to file based databases, and using VBA to generate and bind to HTML contents on the fly for the built in IE11 instance. It’s as close to getting to some kind of web-stack within the confines of IT Sec in healthcare.
For the backend I used the ADO library to create a MSAccess DB on a shared network folder. Then it’s a matter of using VBA to generate SQL commands to same library to read / write records from the DB.
For the frontend, I use VBA to generate a HTML document from the fetched data. For the IE control in a user form, you can then write the HTML to it. During this process you can bind local VBA variables to any of the html elements in the page.
A common flow would be:
I also have VBScript to act as the launcher by copying the excel file to the local machine, and launching the local copy. This solves the concurrency issue.
Ok, so, I thought I was crazy when I said "debug it" and my coworkers were like "you can read that shit?"
My colleague literally once said to me "i can't read bleep bloops"
Heck I remember when you had to read "bleep bloops". POST codes came in beeps, and that's how you knew why the computer wouldn't start.
Sometimes I miss em, wish it gave those in addition to the modern indicators. Then I could just tell without even looking.
Do modern PCs even support IBM-style speakers any more?
My b350 board supported that style of speaker. Newer machines apparently use the start button led in some cases.
"Samir.... you're breaking the car!"
I'm in this picture and I like it. I'm wjhbr.
I'm Samir, I can code kernel drivers in vba
I can but then I have to call IT to start Excel with elevated privileges so I don't
"Can reveal the face of God using VBA"
This one got me good. I became a VBA king being in one of those locked down environments.
As someone with ADHD I am a mix of hackerman and tharg. Unfortunately the Adderall just makes me barely function and Ive never actually hacked anything
I'm halfway between ~mfhwalters and Tharg
I am Samir
Thanks for unlocking my account everytime I forget my password!
But does anybody ever thank me for never forgetting my password? Noooooo. Grumble grumble.
this is gold lmao
What with Chinese with their near-impossible feats?
From someone who had Chinese roommates: torture from their families, society and themselves.
Sleep? 4 hours is enough. Do it in the library. Food? Has to go fast. Socializing? They better also be studying 24/7. Depression? You're not my son/daughter anymore.
Competitive programming.
Usually multiple algorithmic problems that are released to public at the same time and the fastest people to submit a correct solution get more points.
A fun one I still like to participate in is advent of code, which is a yearly christmas themed one with two problems released a day during advent.
If you want to seriously compete in competitive programming, you need to learn and memorize different problem types and the solutions to those. A bit like you start learning patterns in chess.
For practicing, the CSES Problem Set is a gold mine for practice problems. Theres also a list of competitive programming books on the site.
That sounds exhausting. Maybe I am showing my age, but after 15 years as a software developer (now DevOps engineer) I feel absolutely no desire to spend my free time competing against others. Maybe I would've felt different about this back in the days.
That being said, this meme still applies to regular software developers. I know plenty of people who match each of the shown stereotypes.
Advent of Code is fun even without seriously competing (which, at least globally or in bigger communities is basically impossible unless you're actually a proper competitive programmer). There's no stakes and you can just do the challenges you feel like doing :)
It's about coding competitions, and without me being directly involved in the scene (the closest I get to it are silly competitions regarding indy-games or decompiling old games or whatever) I did make personal acquaintance with every of those stereotypes, and it's so true.
It's about how I applied to an associate engineer position, made it through 3 rounds of interviews, then got rejected only to find out they hired a senior engineer with over a decade of experience at AWS. /rant
XHTML 1.1 is much more elegant than HTML 2
lololol attacked again
I love this!
How do you code a house I can love i
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