Depends on what side of the ocean you are! Québec French swearing doesn't sound romantic at all, but it's almost a language of its own! A classic of Quebec cinema:https://youtu.be/KUGW0jszPzo

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BuboScandiacus 1 point 3 years ago

Don’t recommend cursing in german. You always sound like you want to set your opponent on fire.

Don't need to curse for that.

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squaresinger 1 point 3 years ago

Heast, du schiacha Wappler, Oida.

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Heldenhirn 22 points 3 years ago

Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn

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Iron_Lynx 5 points 3 years ago

Godverdeklere, spreek Nederlands jij kankermongool!

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Reorder9543 2 points 3 years ago

My native language is close to Dutch and while I don't understand exactly what you just said, it sounds funny as hell.

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Iron_Lynx 3 points 3 years ago

If people would like a translation:

Godverdeklere

A bastardisation which pulls "klere"/"kolere" - cholera - into "godverdomme" - god damn me. Definitely profane

spreek Nederlands

Literally: speak Dutch. Not profane, though if someone does say it to you unprovoked, they're probably racist.

jij kankermongool

you cancer-mongol. Mongol in Dutch mostly is an insult to people who have Down Syndrome, not people from Mongolia. Definitely profane.

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squaresinger -4 points 3 years ago

Bleib mit dem doch bitte in ich_iel. Das nervt so sehr.

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Heldenhirn 1 point 3 years ago

Bei dem was du so hier unter das Meme kommentiert hast wird das nur ein Wunsch bleiben 🤡

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squaresinger 1 point 3 years ago

Verstehe nicht was du meinst.

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emptyother 15 points 3 years ago

Most Norwegians just repeat a lot of synonyms for the devil and hell and burning:

Faen steike til helvetes forbannade jævelskap.

But there are more creative cursers, of course. Good cursing is an art.

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C0rkedchimp 15 points 3 years ago

"Me cago en el olivo que dio las aceitunas que hicieron el aceite que lubrica las bisagras del ataúd de tus muertos"

"I shit on the olive that gave the olives which made the oil lubricating the hinges of the coffins of your dead (relatives)"

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MayonnaiseArch 4 points 3 years ago

Holy shit this is some cursing

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joneskind 13 points 3 years ago

Fuck you you fucking fuck, I shat my pants because of your bloody damn post.

Best regards from France.

I’ll try one from my country.

“Bordel à cul de pompe à merde !”

Fucking ass shit pump!

I love you

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mokutou 7 points 3 years ago

This comment is a fuckin ride

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Llewellyn 5 points 3 years ago

Your one sounds like a fancy dish

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karbonkel 13 points 3 years ago

In Dutch we curse and insult with diseases. For example "kankerzooi" = "cancerous mess" and "tyfuslijer" = "typhoid sufferer". That first one is a bit frowned upon, but using "kanker" is becoming more common. There's an established word "kankeren" which means "to grumble", though.

Anyway, what I'm trying to say is that this meme works very well for Dutch

Some more examples:

Teringlijer = tuberculosis sufferer
Pestpokken = something with the plague and smallpox
Krijg de kleren = get cholera
Zich de tyfus werken = literally "to work so hard you get typhoid" (wtf), but really just "to work very hard"

Funny one also is "kut" which means "vagina" and is used in the same way as cursing with "shit". Also, something like "kanker" (cancer) can be used in a positive way to emphasize something, like "kankerlekker" meaning "tastes very good" (although still frowned upon by most people)

Actually, just read the Wikipedia page: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_profanity

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Lemmylefty 9 points 3 years ago

For those of you who are multilingual from birth, do you have a preference?

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A_Chilean_Cyborg 9 points 3 years ago

Chilean Spanish is way better than English for cursing.

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Mat66 1 point 3 years ago

In Spanish you have https://eslemmy.es/

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A_Chilean_Cyborg 2 points 3 years ago

https://feddit.cl is about chile in specific.

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Mat66 1 point 3 years ago

Estoy apuntada en https://eslemmy.es/ pero no sé cómo interactuar con https://feddit.cl He empezado hace poco a usar Lemmy y estoy aprendiendo -
España y Chile firman tres acuerdos en materia de ciberseguridad y cultura: https://eslemmy.es/post/96080

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Iron_Lynx 5 points 3 years ago

Not strictly, though Dutch does offer a few other fun subjects for your profanity.

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Willem 4 points 3 years ago

Dutch profanity is fitting as much illnesses in a sentence as possible, with a few racistic remarks.

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UberFox 3 points 3 years ago

Lmao yes Hindi curses just sound much more aggressive than fucks or assholes

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charizardcharz 2 points 3 years ago

I'm natively bilingual. It depends what language I'm speaking and if I want someone to understand or not.

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SirAramis 1 point 3 years ago

Pretty much depends on who I'm cursing at lol

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SpezCanLigmaBalls 3 points 3 years ago

Always curse at the person in the opposite language they speak. If they know both, sign language

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squaresinger 1 point 3 years ago

Over here many people are native in sign language cursing. There's the word with the middle finger, the one with the index finger against the temple, the raised fist, the flat hand moving from throat to chin, the index finger across the chin and so on.

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BuboScandiacus 1 point 3 years ago

Yes.

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Arkharl 8 points 3 years ago

My mom's husband knows he f*cked up big time when she starts cursing in Spanish instead of English.

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ralC 8 points 3 years ago

Mcetpmhdlgp

Only true spaniards will understand

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DrCatface 7 points 3 years ago

can anyone tell me where "reach your hand up my arse and jerk off my shit" came from? fuckin masterpiece i use it all the time

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Maerman 6 points 3 years ago

Jou ma se poes, man!

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gaussian_distro 2 points 3 years ago

Fokof polisiekar, fok jou! Poes off polisieman! Van my gunsteling lyrics in Afrikaans

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Reorder9543 2 points 3 years ago

Liewe fok. Nie gedink ek gaan julle lot hier sien nie.

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SpeedRacer 4 points 3 years ago

¡Te cabron!

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atlasraven31 3 points 3 years ago

I'll just leave this here https://app.memrise.com/...

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f5xs_bhw0a 3 points 3 years ago

'Sa kang gagong inutil na tarantadong anak ng puta.

Some others can try better.

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UserNotFound 2 points 3 years ago

Our language have one word, same as Poland: kurva Other words : pičovina (bullshit), chuj (idiot), and other one word curse. I don't know about some fancy curse that others wrote here

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ilovetvshows 1 point 3 years ago

Indians have joined the chat.

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FierroGamer 1 point 3 years ago

American English maybe, some parts of the uk and Irish do sound very aggressive

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A_Chilean_Cyborg 1 point 3 years ago

Meme qliao conxetumareee