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bermuda 84 points 3 years ago

Its so funny calling him just "florida man." If you ignore the fact that he was president, you can construe it as another one of those "gosh darn dumbass florida men" stories lol

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ConditionOverload 26 points 3 years ago

He's even got the orange leathery skin just like all the other 70 year olds in Florida!

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AwsomeFox 16 points 3 years ago

That's just makeup. He's not even a real Florida man.

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groupofcrows 19 points 3 years ago

Are men allowed to wear makeup in Florida? this makes him a drag queen, right? /s

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Earthwormjim91 7 points 3 years ago

Probably why he showed to to court without it yesterday. He looked like shit, even more than usual

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John_Coomsumer 8 points 3 years ago

a Florida Man poser, truly the lowest of the low

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madkarlsson 8 points 3 years ago

I really want this to be his legacy. People in 30 years going "man, did we really elect a Florida Man for president?"

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samus12345 1 point 3 years ago

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hellothisisdog 22 points 3 years ago

lmao i love looking at it from this context. no matter where you fall politically this makes it sound silly that he shouldn't be in trouble 🙃

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odin 16 points 3 years ago

This article is amazing. Factually correct, and entertaining to read. And who says traditional media is dead?

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BigPapaE 10 points 3 years ago

We should start a petition to refer to him as “Florida Man” officially

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delmain 5 points 3 years ago

Nah he's a New Yorker who moved down here. Y'all can keep him.

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Tsaot 7 points 3 years ago

"Wannabe Florida man from New York..."

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samus12345 1 point 3 years ago

Yeah, nobody from Florida ever wins the presidency.

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AwkwardPenguin 7 points 3 years ago

Isn't there a Florida man sub btw? What a man..

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smelody_poop 6 points 3 years ago

“Florida man high on bath salts caught eating Jared Kushner’s face.”

I’ve got a bunch more if anyone from The Onion is reading…

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mrmiyami 4 points 3 years ago

Is there any way we can pool our money and get Trump to star in “Florida Man”, a CSI: Miami knockoff in which he saves Florida over and over every week and we all tell him it’s more important than being president?

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