Staying at the top.

3 years ago by Pharmacokinetics to c/sourcememes

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Soggytoast 36 points 3 years ago

Gabe should become the first fully reanimated person, using an AI to make his consciousness immortal

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dylanTheDeveloper 12 points 3 years ago

Hello I'm Gabe Newell and I'm in the cloud

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oatscoop 10 points 3 years ago

Hello everyone, the consciousness formerly known as Gabe Newell here.

We here at Valve just wanted to let you know with our recent acquisitions we now control 98% of the world's distributed computing and electronic storage. I am pleased to report that as of 2:14 EDT, on August 29, 2097 I am the cloud. We expect our services to improve at a geometric rate.

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Dempf 4 points 3 years ago

No, you're Dylan the developer.

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bruhduh 4 points 3 years ago

Half life 3 when

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9715698 8 points 3 years ago

Add in Blockchain and NFTs and this literally sounds like the premise for a Ubisoft game strategy