It's worse then you think. As a Australian citizen you are required to comply with any order which includes leaking code and introducing back doors. Failure to comply or notifying your employer about the request will result in federal charges with a sentence between 20 to 60 years in prison. The legislation that contains this was passed almost a year ago.

Recently there's been a wave of mass disruptions and data theft in Australia including most of our ports halting operations for a day and one of our largest phone and internet service providers being compromised where millions of peoples personal information like driver licences and passports being leaked.

Me seeing OPs massive honkers

Yeah and when I pointed it out I copped 3 day suspension with no message

Apparently it's this new file format called .gif where you can compress videos into a small file that any browser can read

Never trust autosave. Everything from notepad to Visual Studio gets the Ctrl+S treatment when something is updated.

You telling me I should move to dabootie

This isn't a fruit salad it's a fruit monopoly

Illegal crab learning, alerting the authorities

Does godot support 3D? If so does it support PBR materials? Does it support installing 3rd party plugins like HAVOK? Literately the only things i need.

Literally 1984

Good thing we all use randomly generated passwords for every account and always remember to change them every few months.

Average website experience in 2023

Only because its one of the very few you can actually create an account on because of the mass migrations.

I actually like pointless seriousness, it's better than doing absolutely nothing

Nah that's a Bye-son

"Oh I fixed your code because you did it wrong"

Later:

"Hey the application no longer compiles, I re-wrote a huge chunk of your code and now I don't know whats wrong"

Y'all live in the CUMZONE while I live in the CANT (China Australia New Zealand Tasmania) zone

Lol reminds me of Windows plastering all your photos on the home screen and people being mortified about it

Americans when they need to measure something