Nintendo Honors Game Preservation Efforts by Enshrining Names of All Who Attempt It in Lawsuit

2 years ago by Nero to c/theonion

Nintendo honored game preservation efforts today by permanently enshrining the names of all who attempt it in a seemingly never ending downpour of lawsuits, according…
JoMiran 78 points 2 years ago

2024 will be known as the year of the return.

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_sideffect 14 points 2 years ago
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Mastengwe 9 points 2 years ago

Correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t Nintendo HAVE to sue for IP infringement or lose control over their IP? If I remember correctly, Japan has some fucked up IP laws.

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EnderofGames 30 points 2 years ago

Short answer, no. Long answer, also no.

You need to defend patents and trademarks, else you lose them. You don't have to protect copyright- works you create are yours, indefinitely (creator's life plus 70 years plus some company still exists plus whatever BS Disney comes up with next). Piracy certainly doesn't involve the first two, at all.

If Japan's IP laws are f'ed up, it's because it supports "holders" too much, enables patent trolls and gives corporations too much power.

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Ultraviolet 13 points 2 years ago

No. The only case where you can lose "IP" (a deliberately misleading term that lumps together several completely unrelated legal constructs, none of which are property) is in the case of a trademark being diluted to the point that no reasonable person can be expected to know it's a trademark. Things like heroin, trampoline, escalator, dumpster, dry ice, etc. That's it. Copyrights and patents, which are different things from trademarks, aren't lost until they expire.

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DragonTypeWyvern 1 point 2 years ago

It depends!

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possiblylinux127 5 points 2 years ago

1000002065

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Babou -89 points 2 years ago

"Preservation efforts" 😂

The game mentioned in the lawsuit is quite new and still being sold. I doubt over a million people were playing it to "conserve" it.

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franklin 54 points 2 years ago

This is a troll account above, just a PSA before anyone thinks they're going to be able to engage in thoughtful debate

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Babou -36 points 2 years ago

I'm new, you piece of shit. Nice aggressive community you got here.

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aberrate_junior_beatnik 7 points 2 years ago

Feel free to fuck off, then

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Babou -3 points 2 years ago

Eat my ass

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Squeak 31 points 2 years ago

You realise this is satire?

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Babou -54 points 2 years ago

Yes, but the news story and the community reaction it's based on is real.

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Squeak 23 points 2 years ago

I just read it. I can’t even see a game mentioned. What are you going on about?

Satire is usually based on real life…

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baggins 6 points 2 years ago

Nintendo cited Tears of the Kingdom in their lawsuit. Not in the article.

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loudWaterEnjoyer 9 points 2 years ago

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loudWaterEnjoyer 1 point 2 years ago

oh lol he's banned

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Babou 0 points 2 years ago

Ignorant AF take

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