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So in our hubris to create perfectly uniform red tomatoes, we accidentally bred out some sugar producing genes. Highly recommend trying an heirloom tomato, several old varieties from before we lost those genes. If youre lucky enough your grocer might have some, better odds with a farmers market but not guaranteed. The seeds are pretty easy to come by and its not too late to plant some this season.
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