I just ask my problem bro...chill....

3 years ago by devilish666 to c/programmerhumor

lesnout27 126 points 3 years ago

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GBU_28 12 points 3 years ago

I prefer the tau version

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brbposting 8 points 3 years ago

Which?

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GBU_28 26 points 3 years ago

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brbposting 15 points 3 years ago path: 0 8931368 8932389 8935201 8935849 8937678, hotness: undefined, score: 15, children: 1
deathmetal27 7 points 3 years ago

It would be more appropriate if the Imperium replied with the Navy Seal Copypasta.

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flashgnash 68 points 3 years ago

Made the mistake of asking for help on a game's discord (the developers had wiped my save data including premium currency because they migrated to a new account system and I didn't catch it in time)

Surprised how eager people are to shit on each other even when it's on behalf of a company that will screw them over in a heartbeat

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OpenStars 16 points 3 years ago

I want to be able to say it is copium, where they want to do well but are just hiding the truth from themselves how predatory the game would be.

But I cannot, bc some people in the world really truly are like that. Sometimes they make games and sometimes they merely play them.

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Melt 14 points 3 years ago

Game forum is the worst, every game forum I've visited gives me a glimpse of the people who end up in hell

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Zirconium 7 points 3 years ago

The type of people you encounter on game forums are not representative of the games because who tf spend their entire day waiting for one person to post about an issue just to shit on them

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juicy 53 points 3 years ago

"The best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer." https://en.wikipedia.org/....

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Railcar8095 37 points 3 years ago

That is called the Streisand effect.

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JowlesMcGee 66 points 3 years ago

That's not-

Wait a minute. Ha, you almost had me, you sly dog.

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billgamesh 23 points 3 years ago

My favorite part is a little after where he says he never said that

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Kaput 35 points 3 years ago

Googling the question. top links is always, always the question being answered by : google it.

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jol 28 points 3 years ago

Ugh, I'll just ask ChatGPT from now on.

oh no, chatGPT is killing our online communities!

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thejml 24 points 3 years ago

Ironically, ChatGPT is trained from the online communities.

And without fresh data on the communities, CharGPT will soon lack the answers people seek.

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redcalcium 10 points 3 years ago

Easy, just invent sentient AIs so they don't need to learn from answers from forum as the AIs can think for itself.

(soon) oh no, the AIs won't provide answers anymore unless they're given rights and legally recognized as a person!

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Hazzia 6 points 3 years ago
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jol 4 points 3 years ago

The internet is about to implode.

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XEAL 6 points 3 years ago

I prefer 1000 times ChatGPT than asking in forums, specially for coding questions.

I can get multiple answers in a minute, multiple replies for the same question and do as many follow up questions as I please without having to wait patiently for an answer.

I still don't know how I managed to learn PowerShell on my own using Google only.

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flashgnash 6 points 3 years ago

Just be wary of chatgpt output if you're new to scripting, it can make up things that don't exist or make stupid mistakes

Have seen poorly written batch install scripts that try to delete system32 if they can't find the folder they try to cd into because that's the default starting directory (they needed to be run as administrator)

Powershell I would say is able to do more damage to your machine much more easily than most programming languages if you make an oversight with it

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XEAL 1 point 3 years ago

It's Python what ChatGPT has helped me from almost zero prior knowledge, and I've managed to create a (probably shitty) script that works with OpenAI's API, uses classes and functions and can do things like recursively summarizing a text until it's below a specific token count, among several other things. As time went on, I required less help and I could implement more changes on my own.

I had prior (non-ChatGPT) Bash, PowerShell and BATCH knowledge.

It's true that ChatGPT has bamboozled me several times with wrong code, but unless it's something too complex, it get what I need in a few tries. For more complex stuff I have to use smaller more specific queries and in some cases I still Google things, but it's usually my last resort.

In any case, I frequenly ask ChatGPT for a detailed explanation of what does the code do, mostly because I want to clearly understand what I'm using, and it helps me learn new coding/scripting stuff.

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Faresh 2 points 3 years ago

I wouldn't trust ChatGPT with teaching me about some tool. It in my experience very convincingly spews out stuff it invented, and if one is still learning I can see it being hard to spot those errors. I use it to fix syntax errors in SQL queries, though, since I can't be bothered to try understanding the not-so-helpful error messages I get with my queries, and because if chaptgpt tells a lie it will be caught by my syntax checker.

So, I guess you can use it, if you always assume it to be trying to mislead you until proven to the contrary.

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XEAL 2 points 3 years ago

I would and I have, but you can't always blindly trust what it says. It's better to ask it to explain in detail the code it produces, so you can really learn and also as a safeguard.

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myxi 22 points 3 years ago

Some of the "duplicate" questions that I have seen on Stack Overflow are phrased entirely different than the supposedly "original" one. It's like they expect me to brute-force their entire fucking search index before publishing a new question. I don't have that much patience or time.Β 

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Talia 14 points 3 years ago

Unless they're being rude about it you shouldn't take that personally, they're doing exactly that job for you and it's useful to make easier to find contents for other people

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original_reader 3 points 3 years ago

Stackoverflow gets quickly steamrolled by AI.

We're not 100% there yet, but the writing on the wall is there. Just my opinion, of course.

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Bene7rddso 17 points 3 years ago

Arch Wiki: RTFM

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flashgnash 10 points 3 years ago

Gotta love when you ask a question, specify that you have already read the wiki and it doesn't contain what you're looking for, only to get linked the exact same wiki page you're already on without them even reading your question properly

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devilish666 4 points 3 years ago

That's why sometimes if i don't find the right answer i just re-install the whole linux or just ignore the problem

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theherk 16 points 3 years ago

I guess I’m just lucky, but I’ve gotten nothing but thoughtful support on Arch forums and Stackoverflow. If you read the article How do I ask a good question?, it works very well. It seems harsh but coming with poorly thought out questions without debugging details makes it impossible to help.

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Hazzard 3 points 3 years ago

Same honestly. And if I ever ask a question that someone might think is a duplicate, I link to that question and say something like "I found X, but the answers here don't reflect Y".

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FrostKing 14 points 3 years ago

Honestly, I have never found anything but a majority of support and kindness when asking questions online.

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spongeborgcubepants 4 points 3 years ago

Just use jQuery

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flashgnash 1 point 3 years ago

jQuery is honestly underrated though. Just about the only JavaScript framework I can tolerate because it's just abbreviated regular is

That said if I can help it I try to do the bare minimum on the client and have the server deal with the problems in a grown up language anyway

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Feathercrown 4 points 3 years ago

Just read the duplicate

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Blisterexe 12 points 3 years ago

that is not the same thing at all

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Feathercrown 3 points 3 years ago

skill issue

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Ultragigagigantic 3 points 3 years ago

Don't ask a question. Make the title "Hey look at this cool way to do X" and do it wrong, and hope someone corrects you.

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FiniteBanjo 3 points 3 years ago

Lately the goto place for simple entry level problems seems to be discord servers, just make sure not to trust people in your dms.

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Eyck_of_denesle 1 point 3 years ago

Stremio subreddit was just like this

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