Irritable Towel Syndrome

3 years ago by Hellfire103 to c/foundsatan

GoosLife 26 points 3 years ago

Remember to drink water, this might give you dry mouth

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darvocet 31 points 3 years ago

… don’t you mean cottonmouth?

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GoosLife 9 points 3 years ago

Lmao yes, that's perfect

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cosmicrookie 3 points 3 years ago

But is full of fibers so good for your gut!

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MisterMoo 25 points 3 years ago

Fun fact: if you put one of these in Ben Shapiro’s wife’s vagina it just stays a pill and never expands.

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pyre 5 points 2 years ago

for the uninitiated, here's a leaked image of ben shapiro's wife's vag:

NSFW

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Lemminary 2 points 2 years ago

If you put one of these in Ben Shapiro's ass, he'll ask you where you bought it from.

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magnetosphere 19 points 3 years ago

Has anyone here ever used these? I haven’t, so I don’t understand how they’re practical. I get that using water makes them expand… but what good is a wet towel? What am I missing?

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roguetrick 44 points 3 years ago

I believe it's for washing yourself. Not something us Lemmy/kbin users have much experience with.

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Kolli 9 points 3 years ago

Ah the good old terminally online- joke.

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magnetosphere 1 point 3 years ago
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Kusimulkku 6 points 3 years ago

I had one as a gift. It was more a novelty, but I guess it's very small to package.

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Anticorp 15 points 3 years ago

They would swallow them, so their bellies would fill up with towels and then they would die.

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Rayspekt 12 points 3 years ago

Man I wonder how's bad it'd be if someone managed to swallow one of those.

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pikmeir 22 points 3 years ago

They're pretty big so you probably wouldn't be able to swallow one. They're a bit smaller than a quarter but quite thick. It'd start to expand in your mouth as soon as it got a little wet and you'd (hopefully) realize immediately that you're not supposed to swallow it. If you ignored all of that and forced yourself to swallow it, then you're probably going to choke as it expands. If you somehow got it in your stomach, then it'll expand in there and you'll have other serious issues.

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breadsmasher 23 points 3 years ago

If you hold a corner with your teeth and get the rest of it through you; give your insides a real good polish

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lurch 14 points 3 years ago
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stoly 5 points 3 years ago

Disposable? What are they made from?

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roguetrick 28 points 3 years ago

Polyester. They're disposable because they're cheap, not because it's good for the environment.

Edit: I think they do make some out of paper

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HerrBeter 4 points 3 years ago

Cellulose I'd recon

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Etterra 0 points 3 years ago

If I was young again I would totally go to nightclubs and sell these lol

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