I have insomnia and no sleeping pills, help!
I wish I was able to fall asleep whenever I want
3 years ago by Martineski to c/the_monkeys_paw
Martineski 3 points 3 years ago
You're a lifesaver! How do I activate it?
electronicoldman 3 points 3 years ago path: 0 1262277, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 0
Martineski 1 point 3 years ago
Worth it.
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Title: I wish for more wishes.
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the_monkeys_paw
@lemmy.fmhy.ml
13
16
1
Want to make a wish? Just ask the Monkey's Paw! No strings attached*.
(*) Satisfaction not guaranteed. Wish may backfire unexpectedly.
Just create a post that starts with "I wish ___" and wait for other users to write how your wish didn't turn out how you expected.
If you're feeling inspired, you may even use the wish as a sort of writing prompt.
Example:
Title: I wish for more wishes.
Answer: Granted. A piece of paper the size of a business card appears in your hand with 4 dotted lines for you to fill out your wishes and a little checkbox in front of each. Now to find someone who will grant those...
go to feed...
Granted. The next time you start to feel tired you immediately fall into a deep and restful slumber.
Once asleep though you start having a dream where you are at work. As you walk into the office you think to yourself "I wish I could have gotten a little more sleep" and immediately fall asleep in lobby.
As you sleep in the lobby you have a dream that you are a child again, traveling in the backseat of your parents car. You feel more safe and secure there than you have in years, and you consider having a little nap until the trip is over, and immediately fall asleep
Eventually you fall so deep into dreams within dreams that you find yourself in a land of pure fantasy where you are the supreme overlord.
You rule over your dark dominion for the next 3000 years, only occasionally having a recurring nightmare that you are a severe narcoleptic confined to a hospital bed
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