I have insomnia and no sleeping pills, help!
I wish I was able to fall asleep whenever I want
3 years ago by Martineski to c/the_monkeys_paw
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Martineski 3 points 3 years ago
You're a lifesaver! How do I activate it?
the_monkeys_paw
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Want to make a wish? Just ask the Monkey's Paw! No strings attached*.
(*) Satisfaction not guaranteed. Wish may backfire unexpectedly.
Just create a post that starts with "I wish ___" and wait for other users to write how your wish didn't turn out how you expected.
If you're feeling inspired, you may even use the wish as a sort of writing prompt.
Example:
Title: I wish for more wishes.
Answer: Granted. A piece of paper the size of a business card appears in your hand with 4 dotted lines for you to fill out your wishes and a little checkbox in front of each. Now to find someone who will grant those...
go to feed...
the_monkeys_paw
@lemmy.fmhy.ml
13
16
1
Want to make a wish? Just ask the Monkey's Paw! No strings attached*.
(*) Satisfaction not guaranteed. Wish may backfire unexpectedly.
Just create a post that starts with "I wish ___" and wait for other users to write how your wish didn't turn out how you expected.
If you're feeling inspired, you may even use the wish as a sort of writing prompt.
Example:
Title: I wish for more wishes.
Answer: Granted. A piece of paper the size of a business card appears in your hand with 4 dotted lines for you to fill out your wishes and a little checkbox in front of each. Now to find someone who will grant those...
go to feed...
You can, but the duration of your sleep is completely random. You might sleep for eight hours, you might sleep for five minutes, you might sleep for seventy two hours
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