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Status no poop guy

3 years ago by infamousbelgian to c/asklemmy

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What is the current status of the no poop guy? Did he survive? How was it? Who was it?

AND WHAT WAS IT FOR???

Kolanaki 45 points 3 years ago

Some say he is still not pooping to this very day.

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Chariotwheel 34 points 3 years ago

He really isn't giving a shit.

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xuxebiko 33 points 3 years ago

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greatwhitebuffalo41 16 points 3 years ago

This made it so big people outside of Lemmy were talking about it. I overheard some co-workers talking about it and I was like you're on Lemmy?? And they were confused.

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Jackolantern 29 points 3 years ago

Oh yeah! The first legendary post on lemmy. Years from now, I can say to my grandkids that I was there when the poop post came out. I was there

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CoachDom 23 points 3 years ago

Some say he is held against his will in The European Organization for Nuclear Research in Switzerland, commonly known as CERN. Apparently, his sacrifice made a a giant leap in the field of Condensed Dark Matter.

Human Right activists are fighting for his immediate release, both from the imprisonment and for his bowels.

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gkd 20 points 3 years ago

what was it for?

The world may never know 😔

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Ghost33313 12 points 3 years ago

He actually said not to ask, if I remember right.

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Speckle 16 points 3 years ago

The current status is that he's really active on lemmy still and will sometimes pop in on these type of posts and answer your questions.

He did do a follow up about how to take a poop when you haven't for three days lol. So he clearly had trouble getting started again but I think he's well now.

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CCatMan 12 points 3 years ago

Not sure, but hopefully he pooped.

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infamousbelgian 4 points 3 years ago

Let us indeed hope that it has happened.

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4am 2 points 3 years ago

He did! He was very constipated and he’s fine now. There is a link with an update somewhere in these comments.

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Olkyle 9 points 3 years ago

Sounds like we need an OOTL out of the Lemmy.

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LazaroFilm 8 points 3 years ago

I’m confused… can someone ELI5?

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infamousbelgian 19 points 3 years ago

Twas one of the first Lemmy “memes” if you want to call it like that.

A guy needed advise to not poop for 3 days. Never heard from him again.

It was followed by the Beans episode.

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lemminer 4 points 3 years ago

Did someone suggested him to have beans?

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Cinnamon3431 11 points 3 years ago

some guy posted a question about how he can survive without shitting for 3 days straight. Ge didn't want to say why he wanted to do it and never gave an update. The post has become a meme

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livus 15 points 3 years ago

He did update the post to make it clear it was some kind of hiking/camping trip.

There was also a gummy worms post.

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planish 5 points 3 years ago

Also looks like there's an update here

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planish 4 points 3 years ago

Honestly just traveling will do this sometimes. Brain is all "we can't poop here, what happened to home"

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AngrilyEatingMuffins 2 points 3 years ago

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bran_buckler 2 points 3 years ago

That’s interesting! I’d hate if the unusual word came up randomly in an everyday situation. “Not like this!” as you fight your bladder from releasing a deluge while you’re on a commute on a bus…

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livus 4 points 3 years ago

Yeah it was a post by @mizu6079 who had some... unusual requirements that captured everyone's imagination.

Here's the original asklemmy thread - formatted for kbin, I'm not sure how to format for lemmy yet.

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ZILtoid1991 3 points 3 years ago

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electrogamerman 2 points 3 years ago

Is that the lemmy version of poop in the shower reddit guy?

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