save me ru(d)e

2 years ago by Cassa to c/196

Kolanaki 84 points 2 years ago

What Morty-esque way would you inevitably still fuck up whilst having the ability to quicksave? I'd end up hitting the button as I fell over trying to get out of the way of a moving car so loading the save just results in a looping death.

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Technus 34 points 2 years ago

TFW you end up in an accident which leaves you in a persistent vegetative state and you forgot to sign a DNR so your family just keeps you alive like that instead of letting you die so you can reload your save.

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Kidplayer_666 8 points 2 years ago

I mean, when you eventually died, you’d get back to your last save, and since you’re unconscious, it would still feel like nothing

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Technus 13 points 2 years ago

But what if you're conscious the whole time (locked-in syndrome instead of vegetative state)?

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laurelraven 1 point 2 years ago

Then you'll have a lot of time to plot your revenge

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LinkOpensChest_wav 1 point 2 years ago

I had a looping death quicksave once in Skyrim that lost me hours of progress

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BenchpressMuyDebil 81 points 2 years ago

Would you like to go on a date with me?

Eww no

quickload
puts on fedora hat and sunglasses +2 CHR
consumes every drug in inventory
accidentally takes psycho
ROAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

Would you like to go on a date with me?

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ErKaf 8 points 2 years ago

Well what's her answer now?

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Enkrod 7 points 2 years ago

fedora hat and sunglasses

HELL NO!

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BenchpressMuyDebil 4 points 2 years ago

Heh, scared of the sight of your own blood?

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a_wild_mimic_appears 3 points 2 years ago

becomes hostile

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Titou 71 points 2 years ago

That's big green flag to me

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germanatlas 30 points 2 years ago

It would be if it’s a NV quicksave

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Titou 11 points 2 years ago

You can change the HUD to green on NV

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germanatlas 9 points 2 years ago

Yeah but yellow looks better for nv

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derpgon 1 point 2 years ago

I mean, FO3 or NV, both are green flags. Now, 76 would be huge red flag lol.

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TotallynotJessica 13 points 2 years ago

Me: "Do you have any coffee cake left?"

Starbucks Employee: "Sorry, just the one that's sitting on display"

Quicksaving...

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Sop 12 points 2 years ago

That would be such a turn off for me. Have way too many bad experiences with insecure partners

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ErKaf 23 points 2 years ago

This looks insecure because he "saves" but well its just a joke and you actually need to be very secure to risk ruining your question with this joke if she doesn't get it. He isn't saving, he is risking more for a joke. This man is very secure.

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Sop 20 points 2 years ago

In my experience that’s not how it works. Insecure partners are often very open about how insecure they are

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p5yk0t1km1r4ge 5 points 2 years ago

It's literally a joke. You are clearly not the target audience. I think it's funny, and any girl dropping that on me while we're talking would be a good choice lol. If you can't even see this as the joke it is, you must be fun at parties.

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Sop 0 points 2 years ago

Sorry I wasn’t aware that the fun police would be here to gatekeep the comments lmao. I’m just making conversation, sharing my experiences. It’s not that serious.

I know it’s a joke, it just reminded me of the people I knew who would do such things irl and I cringed because of how bad partners they were.

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p5yk0t1km1r4ge 2 points 2 years ago

You are using a silly, stupid joke to completely label someone you know nothing about. This isn't gatekeeping its just an opinion on your opinion. That's all I'm saying on the matter.

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Sop 1 point 2 years ago

I’m not labelling anyone? You’re the one who seems to make pretty harsh conclusions based on very little information. I’m just sharing my experiences. Read our conversation back and you’ll find a stark difference in tone between my comments and yours.

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