need another junior mod?

3 years ago by Old Man Fire to c/melbourne

i'm a single, stay-at-home insomniac parent so i'v got a ton of free time. bedtime is 2am and my alarm goes off at 7am. i can take orders.

totally your call. i'm another one of those reddit fugees and am winding up the communities that i mod over there in the next two weeks. if you're not interested then -thumbs up-

and if someone can tell me where the fuck my boat is ......

RustyRaven 7 points 3 years ago

There is not really much modding to do at the moment. Everyone is being very well behaved.

Perhaps we can keep you on call if we need a bouncer when the "undesireable element" hear about the cool new club?

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a_crappy_pirate 1 point 3 years ago

that sounds fine by me. i think i might be running around like a decapitated chicken for the rest of the month seeing what needs to be done on which instance and all that, and i'm pretty sure Gigs will keep me busy once more people land in here

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xyon 5 points 3 years ago

As for your boat, I think the front fell off

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a_crappy_pirate 4 points 3 years ago

at least it got towed out of the environment

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Velocicaptcha 3 points 3 years ago

Please don't take on more digital responsibility. Prioritise yourself and choose to address the insomnia

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a_crappy_pirate 4 points 3 years ago

aww, thank you for your concern, but i'm not being troubled by the insomnia in the slightest, and i do prioritise myself immediately after my son because i need to be fit enough to be responsible for him

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a_crappy_pirate 3 points 3 years ago

i'm his sock puppet account

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a_crappy_pirate 2 points 3 years ago

this is true

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KagariY 2 points 3 years ago

i saw your boat docked at Williamstown pier by the coast guard

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a_crappy_pirate 2 points 3 years ago

oh, so they managed to get it off the concrete pillar that i had wrapped it around? good for them!

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KagariY 2 points 3 years ago

are you going to go claim it :P

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a_crappy_pirate 2 points 3 years ago

lmao hell no, a dedicated munter never returns to the scene of the crime because getting locked up gets in the way of getting drunk and stealing some rich arsehole's tinny

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