Indiana judge rules tacos, burritos are sandwiches

2 years ago by oleorun to c/weirdnews

"The Court agrees with Quintana that tacos and burritos are Mexican style sandwiches," the judge wrote.

Not a grilled cheese versus melt debate for once.

conditional_soup 4 points 2 years ago

Doctrine radical, structure neutral. "A sandwich is any food in contact with any bread product"

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conditional_soup 3 points 2 years ago

Also worth noting that under this rationale:

Cannibals see people as food
You are a people, and therefore food (terms and conditions apply)
When you eat bread, it is in contact with you
When you eat a sandwich, you become a sandwich

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Akasazh 2 points 2 years ago

Your username doesn't really check out, it should be conditional sandwich

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DoYouNot 3 points 2 years ago

Is a loaf of bread a bread sandwich then?

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conditional_soup 3 points 2 years ago

Structure radical, doctrine neutral: a sandwich is, at a minimum, bread.

E.g. A baguette is a sandwich

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GluWu 3 points 2 years ago

Is cereal a bowl of milk sandwiches?

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conditional_soup 4 points 2 years ago

Yes, next question

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Fermion 3 points 2 years ago

So a salad served with croutons is a sandwhich?

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conditional_soup 4 points 2 years ago

Yes, and so is a clam chowder bread bowl

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leftzero 3 points 2 years ago

Preposterous. Sandwiches are sandwiches, tacos are tacos, and burritos are calzone.

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ToothpasteSundae 2 points 2 years ago

Hot buttered toast is now a butter sandwich. I hate it

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JayDee 1 point 2 years ago

Fish, bugs, and Trees, man. It's all fish, bugs, and trees.

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