Trump Quietly Avoids Eye Contact With Rudy Giuliani Begging For Change Outside Courthouse

2 years ago by Nero to c/theonion

NEW YORK—Seeing the two men’s gazes lock for a split second before one quickly lowered his head, sources confirmed Tuesday that Donald Trump quietly avoided eye contact with Rudy Giuliani on the steps of the courthouse where his disgraced former personal attorney and campaign lawyer was begging for change. “Spare a…
ironchico 21 points 2 years ago

Haha that actually made me laugh out loud.

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Worx 17 points 2 years ago

Obviously fake news, when is Trump ever quiet?

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TheLowestStone 8 points 2 years ago

I think that's the first time I've seen some use the words "fake news" correctly.

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restingboredface 9 points 2 years ago

The picture is fantastic. Rudy's desperate, dirty face is hilarious.

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homesweethomeMrL 7 points 2 years ago

Rudy who?

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