Debt rule

2 years ago by MacedWindow to c/196

Fubarberry 72 points 2 years ago

Fun Gambling Facts:

  • Did you know that 99% of gamblers quit before they win it big?

  • You can win up to 2000% of your money, but can only lose 100%

  • The odds are always in your favor, as you are the protagonist

  • If you ever get close to winning on one round, that means the next round you will win

  • The less money your wallet, the bigger your chances of winning are

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LordAmplifier 34 points 2 years ago

The third one is wrong, the odds are never in your favour because they're always 50/50 (you either win or you lose)

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marcos 14 points 2 years ago

The protagonist always wins in the end. That's a universal law.

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idunnololz 2 points 2 years ago

What if you are the protag of a tragedy tho

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LordAmplifier 1 point 2 years ago

But that would mean that I'm either not the protagonist, or... I NEED TO BUY A LOTTERY TICKET RIGHT NOW

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RandomVideos 2 points 2 years ago

Wouldnt it be less than 50% since the gambling machine owner makes profit

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LordAmplifier 5 points 2 years ago

Maybe they just have a gambling machine because it's fun and they don't care about profits :3

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Juice64 25 points 2 years ago

This meme created by a gambler*

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comrade19 22 points 2 years ago

If i just win the jackpot I'll be able to keep the house and my kids mother will want me again

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Lampadaire_raclette 14 points 2 years ago

Just one more bet

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jaschen 10 points 2 years ago

The house always wins.

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sparkle 8 points 2 years ago

this reminds me of a post i saw last night on wallstreetbets of a doctoral student 100k in debt that ended up being down 60k trading after initially making 44k. like man why are you gambling money you don't have, especially an amount that most people don't even make in a year

edit: source for the shitshow

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TunaCowboy 5 points 2 years ago

bet

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