Anon bakes some cookies

2 years ago by 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 to c/greentext

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Stern 106 points 2 years ago

Bake a dozen cookies

Sit down and eat a couple by myself alone in my home

Hell yea these cookies are delicious

Happy for the rest of the day

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StopJoiningWars 36 points 2 years ago

That's assuming they're delicious, if I'd baked then I'd also be crying.

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Stern 31 points 2 years ago

Baking is a lot more straightforward then cooking in my experience. Follow the recipe exactly and you're good. Its when folks are like, "Oh I'm out of butter I'll just use margarine it'll be fine" that shit gets fucky. Cooking though? You can do a lot on vibes there and be fine.

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StopJoiningWars 7 points 2 years ago

What gets me in the kitchen is ingredients having different prep times, preparation steps, and containers. I have a small kitchen... It becomes pure chaos and not worth the effort very quickly.

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Bytemeister 3 points 2 years ago

Baking is a science. Cooking is art.

You wanna double the bacon in a BLT? Go for it.

You wanna double the flour in your muffins? Hope you like rocks.

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