A prank is played

3 years ago by Patuleia to c/foundsatan

Mongostein 118 points 3 years ago

Why would you not add a cupboard there?

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theragu40 99 points 3 years ago

Seriously, the real found Satan is the dude who just blatantly wastes this much potential storage space in a kitchen build.

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InternetCitizen2 46 points 3 years ago

It's not wasted. It is being used for the prank.

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Teon 15 points 3 years ago

[very calm serious voice] Ahhh, a prank cupboard... very interesting.

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Bonk 87 points 3 years ago

It’s dead space

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Mongostein 20 points 3 years ago

Well, of course it is, but the guy could have escaped if there was a door there.

/s

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PrinceWith999Enemies 20 points 3 years ago

The only thing I could think of is that there’s more cabinets to be added, and that one is like a central pillar - that is, it’s surrounded by cabinets yet-to-be-added on all four sides.

Otherwise, yeah, I’d think it was really bizarre not to have a cabinet in there.

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Darkassassin07 13 points 3 years ago

Why would you have a bunch of shallow cupboards around a big empty space.

Fill it with full-depth cupboards like the 4 behind it.

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TheMauveAvenger 12 points 3 years ago

Looks like it's going to be an area with an overhang for seating. Could you add storage or something useful? Yes, probably, but there are going to be high top chairs blocking it most of the time.

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Darkassassin07 20 points 3 years ago

Perfect spot for the stuff you only touch like once a year. Things like the turkey roasting pan.

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Teon 9 points 3 years ago

True.
Or Carl. Now Carl lives there.

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Selmafudd 9 points 3 years ago

Yeah I've seen this multiple times and always think this. Only thing I can think of is something so heavy will be on top that you can't open the door without it collapsing.. but what that is I have nfi

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Narrrz 60 points 3 years ago

need to put scratch marks on the wood

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Blastoid5000 37 points 3 years ago

50? As a professional renovator, more like 15.

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Nouveau_Burnswick 3 points 3 years ago

Yeah, 25 is a more likely lifespan on cabinets; if style ever lets them last that long.

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Nioxic 24 points 3 years ago

The wife will hate this

wasted space for a joke

kitchen cabinet space is always nice to have

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croobat 1 point 3 years ago

Worth the divorce

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Nathandee 21 points 3 years ago

Op assumes to be dead in 50 years

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Nalivai 12 points 3 years ago

Wait, you don't?

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Nathandee 1 point 3 years ago

No

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Thulcander 5 points 3 years ago

There is a 1 in 5 chance a man will make it to 95, and I'm not that lucky :(

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Nathandee 1 point 3 years ago

That's sad.

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onionbaggage 20 points 3 years ago

When we refloored our house we put the devil's trap from supernatural under it. I wish I got to see the reaction when it's found.

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Kittenstix 11 points 3 years ago

You'll find it in a mildlyinteresting post in 20-30 years

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onionbaggage 4 points 3 years ago

God I hope so! :)

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Lifter 2 points 3 years ago path: 0 1448954 1477655, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
safetyincartoons 2 points 3 years ago

My reaction right now is that is genius!

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001100010010 15 points 3 years ago
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Pregnenolone 13 points 3 years ago

What in McMansion hell is going on in this kitchen?

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betterdeadthanreddit 5 points 3 years ago

It's the kind of place you build or buy so you won't feel bad about lighting it on fire for the insurance money.

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NutsGate 10 points 3 years ago

You just gonna let him live die there rent-free for 50yrs?

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bane_killgrind 10 points 3 years ago

Consolation prize for the pranked, that marker might still work.

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Karyoplasma 3 points 3 years ago

I have a marker from back when I was in elementary school that I used to scribble stuff on cassettes I recorded off the radio. It still works. I'm 35.

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usualsuspect191 9 points 3 years ago

I see this all over and it always goes without comment, so I'm curious; is "and" used instead of "an" in a dialect I'm unaware of? Kinda like how "anymore" has a slightly different usage (I think in the southern us)

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Ilovethebomb 9 points 3 years ago

Typo, most likely.

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norawibb 4 points 3 years ago

Where would an go?

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VindictiveJudge 12 points 3 years ago

"which fills out and empty space"

My guess is that the and there is a typo.

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norawibb 2 points 3 years ago

ohhhh i did spend a minute trying to figure out what that meant lol

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wolfpack86 3 points 3 years ago

Anymore has different usages??

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usualsuspect191 6 points 3 years ago

Yes, in my neck of the woods it's always used in a negative statement (we don't go there anymore, can't anymore, etc) but some places use it in positive statements kinda like "nowadays" (we go there anymore). Trips me up a bit whenever I encounter it.

Here's an article about it

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wolfpack86 4 points 3 years ago

That is super weird. I haven't ever encountered it. And thanks for the sauce.

I'll be on the lookout anymore.

(That just feels wrong to write!)

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rob64 1 point 3 years ago

I'm not sure about "anymore"—other than moving it to the start of the sentence—but I have noticed that "whenever" seems to have become fully interchangeable with "when" for some southerners.

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dtxer 1 point 3 years ago

Possible autocorrecr

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Uphillbothways 6 points 3 years ago

Cupboards get remodeled every time houses get flipped around here. more often than not it’s one speculator buying from another buying from another.
In all likelihood these last like 6 months. 6 years, tops.

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IMongoose 12 points 3 years ago

Not every house is bought to be flipped though. My houses cabinets may very well be 50 years old.

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PlutoniumAcid 2 points 3 years ago

more often *than

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NabeGewell 5 points 3 years ago

I hear something rattling inside the kitchen counter

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Boggy 3 points 3 years ago

Do you think if the next person finds this and has a heart attack, they could sue the praker?

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ProvokedGamer 6 points 3 years ago

Probably not, because after 15 years once this is found, they’ll probably not know who the pranker is, unless they want to sue the company that made that building. Also, I don’t think it’s at all likely anyone will get a heart attack.

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Kittenstix 4 points 3 years ago

The branded merch isn't a dead giveaway?

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mycatiskai 3 points 3 years ago

The branded gear is a great idea because if this is OP's company he knows 30 years from now if someone calls his company asking about a skeleton that the cabinet got updated.

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ProvokedGamer 3 points 3 years ago

Oh shoot, I didn’t see that 😅

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Hypersapien 1 point 3 years ago

Unless they find this meme, figure out the time frame it came from and figure out who owned the house at the time.

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harry_nola 2 points 3 years ago

Kitchen countertop of Amontillado.

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