RoquetteQueen 21 points 2 years ago

Please eat your pancakes.
Please eat your pizza.
Please eat your quesadilla.
Please eat your chicken nuggets.

Fuck it. I'm feeding these children nothing but boiled chicken and canned peas from now on.

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irish_link 16 points 2 years ago

Stop licking your sister.

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MajorHavoc 11 points 2 years ago

Lol. "Stop licking X" is whole category that wasn't on my radar. Now I wish I had made a bingo card. Except I never would have guessed what would appear on it.

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irish_link 6 points 2 years ago

Right!? Don’t lick…. Is the main thing that I had never thought would happen as much as it does.

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gartheom 13 points 2 years ago

Don't lick security cameras.

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WaxiestSteam69 13 points 2 years ago

Get your hand out of your pants.

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Tolookah 8 points 2 years ago

Get off the couch with that naked butt

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MajorHavoc 7 points 2 years ago

Lol. "No naked butts on..." is another category I underestimated the need to spell out, in detail, as official rules.

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barkingspiders 3 points 2 years ago

We encourage ours to wear his diaper with the phrase, "no pooping on the floor!"

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Illecors 8 points 2 years ago

At the moment it's not, strictly speaking, the what - it's more the amount of repetition required.

Get your fingers out of your mouth

...

Get your fingers out of your mouth

Thank you!

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