Poor Timmy

2 years ago by Sundray to c/rpgmemes

PhlubbaDubba 125 points 2 years ago

Considering how mindflayers reproduce, I feel worse for the poor kid they tadpoled than for the horrifying monster that resulted from it.

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awesome_lowlander 67 points 2 years ago

Yeah, goblins or orcs would have been a better choice for this comic

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AngryCommieKender 10 points 2 years ago

Heck even kobolds. Almost every wizard character I play takes Speak Language: Draconic just so I don't have to kill the poor little lizards. They're cute in an uncivilized way.

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roguetrick 8 points 2 years ago

Remember, that horrifying monster is destined itself to be eaten by the elder brain. What's worse, being an aboleth that's evil because you were born with memories and a personality that has existed since the dawn ages, or being evil because your entire existence is a tortured joke.

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AngryCommieKender 6 points 2 years ago

And that is why my characters have felt no pity genociding both races in every epic level campaign I play in.

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BudgetBandit 87 points 2 years ago

Some time later…

Timmy: dies

A Party member: Level Up

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sundray 15 points 2 years ago

Died so young... he barely ate any brains at all 😭

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ZarkleFarkle 1 point 2 years ago

Dommy mommy took little Timmy's seed away and fed it to her boyfriend

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Stovetop 59 points 2 years ago
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FooBarrington 31 points 2 years ago

A fine battle tactic - I had not considered disrupting ghaik supply lines before. Like killing two ghaik with one red dragon.

Lae'zel approves.

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BurnedDonut 53 points 2 years ago

I don't want to sound mean but fuck Timmy.

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tourist 26 points 2 years ago

find Timmy and give him more disease

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lord_ryvan 2 points 2 years ago

Him and his pidgeons

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burble 45 points 2 years ago

AMfAB

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Damage 10 points 2 years ago

Will always side against The Emperor

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Bombastic 10 points 2 years ago

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Mechanismatic 25 points 2 years ago

Honestly, this is just an indictment of the health care system in the Forgotten Realms. Mindflayers should control a powerful lord to mandate universal healthcare and improve the supply of potions and employ cleric healers throughout the realm.

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MeDuViNoX 20 points 2 years ago

They deserve worse.

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Etterra 20 points 2 years ago

Don't feel sorry for the brain eaters.

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AngryCommieKender 6 points 2 years ago

Seriously. Mindflayers and Aboleths I feel absolutely no pity for at all when my characters inevitably declare Genocide on those things.

I'll go further out of my way to not fight goblins and kobolds than the brain eating fucks.

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Ziggurat 12 points 2 years ago

Now, there is room a plot-twist, where the PC hear about a monster looking for healing potion for his brother, and who murdered their father. Monsters have feeling too, and adventurer are awful murderers

Assuming that their victim will seek for revenge and that authorities will hunt them is a good way to force murder hoboes to calm down

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AngryCommieKender 3 points 2 years ago

Or a good way to cause the normally not murder hoboes to genocide their entire race for merely existing. Every wizard I play takes a ton of languages because I end up with more SP per level than rogues, so by the time the DM is throwing Mindflayers at us, I can speak to basically any intelligent creature, in their own language. I'm a walking peace treaty waiting for a place to happen, that just so happens to have DBF spells just in case. Mindflayers and Aboleths are Kill On Sight. I'm not daring to piss off the gith in any way, those guys are cool.

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veroxii 11 points 2 years ago

"we're going to need another Timmy!"

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Gladaed 9 points 2 years ago

A mere 3 adventurers defeating a mindflayer. Sure.

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edgemaster72 10 points 2 years ago

Depending on their level and tactics, yeah.

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sbv 4 points 2 years ago

Maybe Daddy was sick too.

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psud 3 points 2 years ago

I have taken one out alone in bg3 several times, as a pretty high level character

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AngryCommieKender 1 point 2 years ago

My level 17 wizard took out multiple mindflayers, solo. I needed the rest of the team up until then, just to be sure I wasn't being overconfident, but I happened to have a scroll of Wish that I copied into my spellbook, and I took Unfailing Missiles, and Mind-rape, (for counter spelling purposes only. I don't play evil characters,) as my level 17 spells.

Unfailing Missiles was designed by me.

Level 9 Wizard Spell

Components: V, S

Casting: duration: instant

Range: Long 400' + 40' per caster level. (1080' @ Lvl 17)

Unfailing Missiles gives the caster 3 "lances" of energy that may be directed at any three targets that are no more than 20° apart. The caster can also direct multiple lances at any single enemy. Each lance does 17 d6+1 points of sonic and force damage split 50/50. There is no saving throw. If you can see it, it gets hit.

I was a bit irritated that Magic Missile was the only spell that was guaranteed to hit. The DM capped the spell at 17 d6+1 with no level scaling because he was already having difficulty designing encounters that the group was having any difficulties with. He did allow the range to scale normally, so with magical glasses I could eventually hit shit at well over a quarter of a mile.

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razorwiregoatlick 7 points 2 years ago

They are still mind flayers. The child will grow up to be a monster.

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Leate_Wonceslace 5 points 2 years ago

Technically mindflayers don't grow up. They're monsters from the beginning, and if they persist as tadpoles it's worse.

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Ziglin 2 points 2 years ago

Surely the Illithid child already knows through the hive mind or whatever.

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SteveFromMySpace 2 points 2 years ago
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