Some of you will be pushed through a fine mesh screen to mod here. Those will be luckiest of all. I would be honored, always approaching the trolls with the element of surprise.

Y'know, boys, a good moderator needs many skills, such as boldness, daring and a velour uniform. If I was moderator all I would ask from my users would be their complete loyalty. If I had that, then for all I cared they could sit around the whole day drinking beer in their underpants.

Thanks for all who were interested. I chose mods based on interaction in this community and involvement in other communities, and used that info to appoint those individuals who I believe best fit the nature of this sub.

We are all strangers on the internet and mostly only been here for a few days so let's give it a go and see where it takes us. Looking forward to the adventure with you all!

PS - Happy Fryday (insert Kif groan here)

I saw the pic and thought war were declared.

I have a futurama tattoo. Do I qualify?

If we all work together we only have to do one quintillionth of a thing

All I know is my gut says "maybe".

Spam bots have a preset spam limit. Knowing their weakness, we can send wave after wave of mods at them until they reach their limit and shut down.

Valentine's Day Is Coming? Oh Crap, I Forgot To Get A Girlfriend Again.

Tell my wife Hello

If, for any reason, you're not completely satisfied: I hate you.

As long as you don’t forget about our 5% military discount. I need my Big Pink. It’s the only gum with the breath-freshening power of ham.

If I’m not elected to mod ask my nephew how I’ll feel.

Nephew: To shreds you say.

War were declared.

Do.. do I win? I’ll do mod stuff.

If you still need help, "The body is willing" 😉

Oh good, an active Futurama... Mag? Is that the term? I want to say sub but that seems wrong.