Our pipe comrades

2 years ago by UltraGiGaGigantic to c/shitposting

anarcho_blinkenist 31 points 2 years ago

ADVISORY: Outdoor furniture almost certainly uses treated wood. That is, toxic chemicals that act as fungicide, pesticide, and moisture-resister, which would be VERY BAD inhale the smoke of burning it.. And if it's pre-i-think-80s treated wood it's even worse than what they use now. You should also not use treated wood in bonfires and such.

Pipes are cheap, and even an apple (not ideal) is still better than this.

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stupidcasey 9 points 2 years ago

Something tells me someone desperate enough for a high they will use a park bench as a meth pipe isn’t that concerned with his long term wellbeing.

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SuspiciousCatThing 5 points 2 years ago

I figured it'd be more weed than meth.

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UltraGiGaGigantic 1 point a year ago

Uhoh

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ReakDuck 16 points 2 years ago

Eeeeeew. How much hiv or herpes or whatever do you want to spread

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anarcho_blinkenist 10 points 2 years ago

that is not how HIV/AIDS is spread.

You could potentially get herpes from it, but idk how long the virus lives on porous material like wood exposed to the elements. Covid for instance lasts 4 days on wood, but only 1 on cardboard. It lives much longer on, say, plastic, than on clothing.

I'd be much more worried about toxic chemicals because outdoor furniture almost certainly uses treated wood. And if it's pre-i-think-80s treated wood it's even worse.

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shadowedcross 10 points 2 years ago

Yes.

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fossphi 10 points 2 years ago

The smoke cleanses it all

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Kit 7 points 2 years ago

I sincerely doubt you could catch herpes or especially HIV from putting your mouth on this or smoking from it.

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ReakDuck 2 points 2 years ago

Pff, details

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CaptnNMorgan 0 points 2 years ago

Doesn't wood kill bacteria? I'm pretty sure that's why you're supposed to use a wood cutting board for meat

Edit: did anyone even Google it before down voting me? https://hardwoodreflections.com/...

Edit: in case you don't trust the first link https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/31113021/

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Crashumbc 4 points 2 years ago

Just in case you're serious or if someone else didn't know. Wood does not kill bacteria.

Wood is used in cutting boards because it was an available material that was shapeable, cleanable, and didn't destroy the knife edge.

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CaptnNMorgan 1 point 2 years ago

You are wrong.

Edit: https://hardwoodreflections.com/...

Edit: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/31113021/

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ReakDuck 3 points 2 years ago

I also remember in my school smth about it.

But I am certain that a Bench with treated wood would not have the same characteristics from a cuttinf board. So maybe the idea could not be applied to a bench

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CaptnNMorgan 1 point 2 years ago

Didn't even bother looking it up, huh?

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Entertainmeonly 1 point 2 years ago

HIV, AIDS, Herpes =/= bacteria...

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CaptnNMorgan 2 points 2 years ago

My comment literally says "wood kills bacteria". The person worrying about getting AIDS form a bench is an idiot or joking, I was merely bringing up the fact that wood kills bacteria, which a lot of some people apparently didn't know.

Edit: unless someone with herpes used it seconds before someone without it, it's probably fine. I can't conceive how someone would get AIDS by sharing a pipe, bench or otherwise.

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PolandIsAStateOfMind 15 points 2 years ago

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MeatPilot 18 points 2 years ago

The hobbits loved pipe-weed, and they were experts in its cultivation and use. They had many different strains and blends, each with its own unique flavor and effect. They smoked it in bench holes, and they often added a pinch of herbs or spices to enhance the taste.

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PolandIsAStateOfMind 5 points 2 years ago

Some of pictures i see in Poland: dudes mixing tobacco, tea, and whatever they found in spice containers, smoked horribly dense smoke from that mixes using improvised shisha and then sitting and watching wall for hour; desperates using anything that could be rolled as cigarette paper; smoking fruit-flavoured chewing tobacco (that one was unexpectedly spectacular, 20 minutes later all 3 guys who did that turned into volcano models).

And this is just the tobacco, even before they started with stronger stuffs. Needless to say, Poland isn't Shire.

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mojofrododojo 1 point 2 years ago

bench holes

hobbit holes

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cuerdo 5 points 2 years ago

It's about sending a massege

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Swarfega 3 points 2 years ago

I've never been use

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