What's wrong with me?!?!

3 years ago by MobileTechGuy to c/memes

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0x4E4F 19 points 3 years ago

ChatGPT: You're gonna die.

Still, I would consult a physician, since I'm just an AI chat bot.

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18107 11 points 3 years ago

I was looking up my symptoms and google suggested that I could have been in a car crash or mauled by a bear.
I don't remember either of those happening, so I must have memory loss too.

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investorsexchange 9 points 3 years ago

I’m making a medical diagnosis AI. It’s pretty simple. First, it asks for your symptoms. Then, it tells you that you’re clinically dead.

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QualisArtifexPereo 11 points 3 years ago

Like a Magic 8 Ball, but all of the answers are "Turbo-Cancer."

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VoxAdActa 9 points 3 years ago

"Clearly, the only possible cause is that you're leaking cerbrospinal fluid." -WebMD

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TheGiantKorean 8 points 3 years ago

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Ryan213 4 points 3 years ago

[mysterious ad about funeral homes appear]

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PennyAndAHalf 4 points 3 years ago

Like the time I had neck pain on one side and webMD convinced me I had some kind of cancer. Turned out the armrest on my ergonomic chair had dropped. Good times.

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TheKarion 3 points 3 years ago

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KuudereEnthusiast 3 points 3 years ago

bing will have Yakuza 0 Kuze Finger cut scene

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bemenaker 3 points 3 years ago

Tldr: you're dead already, and you don't even know it yet

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