fir rule

2 years ago by (⬤ᴥ⬤) to c/196

transcript

a large ant is eating a fir tree, a smaller ant named Tony thinks "jesus look at this big fuck he's gonna eat the whole tree before benny can get here".
the large ant says "WELP THAT'S ENOUGH FOR ME GOTTA WATCH MY SVELTE FIGURE", the smaller ant thinks "oh tight plenty of fir left for Benny. that must be him calling now"
Benny asks Tony: "EY TONY! I HEARD ABOUT THE BIG FELLA. HOW MUCH OF THE TREE IS STILL THERE?" Tony answers: "So much fir the taller ant left"

FGoo 50 points 2 years ago

This is one of the comics of all time

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GreyJolly 47 points 2 years ago

This comic feels like how I behave when I make a grammar error and I try to explain the reason that what I said was actually correct

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nifty 14 points 2 years ago

“So much for the tolerant left”

Idgi

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Laser 2 points 2 years ago path: 0 12876051 12882637, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
Thcdenton 1 point 2 years ago

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nifty 1 point 2 years ago path: 0 12876051 12883162 12887547, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
FireRetardant 14 points 2 years ago

TFW ants are better at sharing resources than humans

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usualsuspect191 9 points 2 years ago

Like playing Mad Gab

Title

So much for the tolerant left

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Halosheep 9 points 2 years ago

Somehow this was funnier to me before figuring out the punchline. I thought it was just some weird absurdist style.

Actually disappointing it's just another boring political joke

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VitabytesDev 7 points 2 years ago

I didn't understand. Can someone explain?

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nicknonya 6 points 2 years ago path: 0 12882954 12884451, hotness: undefined, score: 6, children: 1
VitabytesDev 4 points 2 years ago

Oh thanks, I didn't know about this!

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GreyJolly 3 points 2 years ago
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cypherpunks 2 points 2 years ago path: 0 12866803, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
rain_worl 0 points 2 years ago

finite impulse response

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