Fear

2 years ago by sag to c/lemmyshitpost

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eezeebee 23 points 2 years ago

I was always worried about perfectly round holes in the ground and falling into them. Looney Tunes really over-represented how common they were.

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Klear 10 points 2 years ago

Happened to me once. I was super drunk walking home and didn't see an open manhole in front of me. I got super lucky, though.

From my drunk perspective, I'm just walking along when suddenly the ground is nearly at my eye level. Then I realised I'm dangling there, with only my head and elbows outside. I dragged myself out and continued on home.

I have no idea how I managed to fall inside with both my legs at the same time and why my arms didn't hurt like hell, not even in the morning.

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fishbone 10 points 2 years ago

The part of the brain that goes "we're doing reflexes now and you don't get a say" is wild.

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Klear 5 points 2 years ago

I don't think reflexes were involved here, more likely it was lucky arm positioning at the right time. But what do I know? I wasn't quite there to witness it.

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