Dwarf sex*

3 years ago by ADandHD to c/rpgmemes

Morbid_Corvid 21 points 3 years ago

"Merge finances" aka combine the family jewels.

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redlaWw 12 points 3 years ago

*not a euphemism

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toothpaste_sandwich 5 points 3 years ago

So... So how...

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JackbyDev 14 points 3 years ago

When two dwarfs love each other very much they will find a piece of earth together. It can be rock, dirt, mud, metal, or even gemstone. The two of them then shape a new baby dwarf out of the earthen materials. They both say a short blessing and imprint a portion of their personalities into the child.

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troyunrau 7 points 3 years ago

That's not too far from the Tolkien lore really

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Susaga 13 points 3 years ago

Hardcore rawdog bareback fucking is part of first base. They just take the "life" part of "sex life" seriously.

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BeegYoshi 6 points 3 years ago

they just pop out of holes in the ground