Have you had your daily dose of C++?

2 years ago by N3Cr0 to c/programmerhumor

The_Jit 21 points 2 years ago

The crack addict for happier!

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tetris11 3 points 2 years ago

Genuinely. Is crack what the upper classes do, or is that coke?

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boredsquirrel 19 points 2 years ago

Rust

Before: person

Afterwards: cat person

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lord_ryvan 1 point 2 years ago

Before: Just a dude
After: Just a gal

EDIT I GIMPed this

Meme claiming the pilot became a happy catperson pilot after coding Rust

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TimeSquirrel 13 points 2 years ago

for (auto it = line.begin(); it != line.end(); it++) { snort(line); }

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affiliate 3 points 2 years ago

always remember, <=> is the three-way comparison operator. it takes two arguments.

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HStone32 1 point 2 years ago

The face of a man desperately trying to convince the world that c++ has made c obsolete, so that more people may share in his misery.

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