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Kolanaki 74 points 2 years ago

He started using the condoms instead of empty Mt. Dew bottles after he mistook one for a fresh bottle of Mt. Dew.

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kautau 36 points 2 years ago

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paraphrand 18 points 2 years ago

Infinite dew exploit.

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kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E 23 points 2 years ago

The Story of the Asmongold

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genuineparts 22 points 2 years ago

Terrible Day to have eyes.

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errer 16 points 2 years ago

Man Dr. Katz really sunk low after his tv show was canceled

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mosiacmango 1 point 2 years ago

Living his best life after his son Ben really came through as that real estate investor.

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Guacamole 12 points 2 years ago

I don't get it

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abysmalpoptart 27 points 2 years ago

The implication is that he's buying a lot of large condoms because he has a large penis and has a lot of sex.

In reality, he is so addicted to gaming and drinking mountain dew that he can't be bothered to go to the bathroom, so he pees in the condoms.

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pagenotfound 16 points 2 years ago

Oh thank god. I was thinking he was storing excess Mountain Dew in them. Lmao.

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abysmalpoptart 2 points 2 years ago

Hahaha that would be something. Little dew storage packs. Not ideal!

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shplane 7 points 2 years ago

He must just call his mom to run down with a toilet for him to shit just like Cartman in South Park

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abysmalpoptart 5 points 2 years ago

Mom! Bathroom! Bathroom!

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phorq 18 points 2 years ago

He's a machine that turns mountain dew into piss balloons, and the cashier is rightfully impressed.

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