Sometimes these sideffects sound like a lineup at a punk/metal festival

2 years ago by merari42 to c/microblogmemes

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fishbone 16 points 2 years ago

Side effects may include:

spoiler

3 inches of blood

Anorexia Nervosa

Cephalic Carnage

Fleshgod Apocalypse

Gorod

Ion Dissonance

Katatonia

Malevolent Creation

Malignancy

Mayhem

Mütiilation

Neurosis

Nocturnal Rites

Odious Mortem

Phobia

Severe Torture

Sickening Horror

Spawn of Possession

Vampire Moose

Vehemence

Viraemia

Visceral Bleeding

Vital Remains

Ask your doctor if Abilify is right for you. (Side note, fuck Abilify. It's the worst med I've ever taken by a huge margin)

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nicknonya 8 points 2 years ago

are those all band names?

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fishbone 12 points 2 years ago

They are! Some of them even have good music (ouch, self jab). A lot of them fall squarely in the realm of non metalheads saying "this isn't music/this is just noise", a few of them are small scale bands, and a few of them are really iconic bands.

3 inches of Blood is very much the outlier genre-wise, it's power metal about DnD stuff.

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Anticorp 4 points 2 years ago

"Tell your doctor that you want your insurance company to give us piles of money to fuck you up."

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fishbone 3 points 2 years ago

I swear, drug companies' modus operandi solely revolves around coming up with side effects so awful that the original problem just doesn't seem as bad by comparison, despite the meds not actually helping it in any way.

Abilify made me unable to even consider anything beyond sleeping and eating.

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