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2 years ago by TachyonTele to c/lemmyshitpost

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seven_phone 81 points 2 years ago

Bananas come from the sun, it's simple.

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TachyonTele 56 points 2 years ago

Is light just really small bananas bouncing off of everything?

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seven_phone 11 points 2 years ago

Well that is a very simplified view of nature, in reality they do not always bounce and banana is just a catch all term for any elongated fruit.

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DScratch 8 points 2 years ago

And if you shine a beam of light through some slits, the banans split.

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shoulderoforion 6 points 2 years ago

sounds right

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Iheartcheese 3 points 2 years ago

Why do you think we measure things by light years?

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KnowledgeableNip 2 points 2 years ago

Yes, that is why the banana phone was such a revolutionary invention.

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stebo02 1 point 2 years ago
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kwedd 1 point 2 years ago

Only if it's yellow light.

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NaibofTabr 8 points 2 years ago

/technicallythetruth

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Zwiebel 4 points 2 years ago

They are constructed by the sun and made up of it's dead breathren

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pruwybn 7 points 2 years ago

That's why they're yellow.

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