Finally! This place just isn't the same without pics of pigs shitting on their own balls.

I was really amused until I realized this is not an Onion article. What. The. Fuck.

You don't even need to be beautiful. I just want someone to hold me while I cry myself to sleep.

Programmers have been doing this for ages. It's called rubber duck debugging.

I don't distrohop or tinker with my Linux install anymore. I just install Linux Mint XFCE edition and don't even bother changing the background.

Agreed. I hope lawmakers step in and make EULAs like this unenforceable.

Parliamentary democracy with proportional representation, affordable healthcare, affordable education, great roads and infrastructure with lots of cycling lanes, shops near homes, better labour laws, more vacation days, maternity leave, social safety net, less gun violence, police trained in de-escalation, affordable phone and internet plans, more affordable healthy food options, more egalitarian culture, none of those pesky hills or mountains, surrounded by countries that make good beer.

I'm definitely dead the moment the Vogons destroy Earth to make room for a hyperspace bypass.

No deal!

The Netherlands, Germany and Scandinavia have all those things and people tend to speak English really well.

The Trump administration minutes later filed a notice of appeal.

As soon as humanly possible, I guess.

I've heard good things about LocalSend.

According to classical anarchist political theory anarcho-capitalism is a contradiction in terms. Private property (as in a select few owning the means to production, not as in personal possessions) will lead to hierarchy and oppression.

Of course self-proclaimed anarcho-capitalists disagree with this point. They believe a free (unregulated) market would be empowering for everybody.

Putting "rule" in the title for reasons I don't understand.

A good mother will prioritize the wellbeing of her children over winning a conflict with her (ex) partner. It is completely unfair of her to ask you to pick a side or go no contact with your father. Hopefully she'll realize this once she's had some time to process her (understandable) emotions. In the mean time, best of luck to you!

NGL, IMO your dad sounds like kind of a piece of shit (based on the limited information available to me). However, at the end of the day he is still your father and it's not your job to punish him for that. That's your mother's lawyer's job.

Be there for your mother if you feel up to it (and you love her), but keep in mind that it's a parent's job to emotionally support their children, not the other way around.

Should've stayed on the bus. Never let them know their disguise doesn't work on you. Now they might be coming after anon.

What is Ohio good for?

It helps you remember the Japanese word for "good morning".

Tell his son or daughter that he made a mistake, apologize for setting a bad example, and tell them the right thing to do, assuming the relationship was untenable, would've been to end things with his wife before pursuing someone else.

Edit: A bad husband doesn't necessarily make a bad father, though.

Edit 2: Come to think of it, a good father would probably also have waited a little longer before having his girlfriend move in.

She hated my feminine behaviour/preferences growing up and still does and used to berate me for that. She didn’t support me when I came out as gay.

So she never accepted you as you are and didn't support you when you needed her most? Your dad's no saint, but if I were in your position, I'd sooner end contact with my mother than my father.

Burning Man?