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a year ago by SwordInStone to c/programmerhumor

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HStone32 97 points a year ago

The secret to success in software engineering:

  1. Lie and say that there is
  2. Write or use a conversion algorithm
  3. Boss won't know the difference
  4. Collect bonus at performance evaluation
  5. Put "AI engineer" on resume

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pastel_de_airfryer 36 points a year ago
  1. Boss thinks AI can code at senior developer level and fires you and the entire team

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HStone32 16 points a year ago
  1. Never plan on staying at a SE job for longer than a few years. Not in a market that volitile.

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