DOGE employee

a year ago by SwordInStone to c/programmerhumor

LGTM 129 points a year ago

No need, there's an unmaintained javascript library for that (written by a 12-yr old)

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NocturnalMorning 44 points a year ago

Omg, sign me up! I'm gonna put that script in production for a server used by millions of customers around the world!

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ogeist 20 points a year ago

Oh no, now there is a security audit and the pdf generated is insecure, the unpaid developer that has not logged in since 2015 has to fix this ASAP

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umbrella 13 points a year ago
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GenosseFlosse 4 points a year ago

"Just replace it with AI!!!"

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HStone32 97 points a year ago

The secret to success in software engineering:

  1. Lie and say that there is
  2. Write or use a conversion algorithm
  3. Boss won't know the difference
  4. Collect bonus at performance evaluation
  5. Put "AI engineer" on resume
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pastel_de_airfryer 36 points a year ago
  1. Boss thinks AI can code at senior developer level and fires you and the entire team
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HStone32 16 points a year ago
  1. Never plan on staying at a SE job for longer than a few years. Not in a market that volitile.
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traches 72 points a year ago

Yes it’s an LLM called pandoc, you can run it locally

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CaptDust 45 points a year ago

You don't need a private nuclear plant to run it? Wow very efficient.

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avidamoeba 9 points a year ago

Black magic software.

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brbposting 12 points a year ago path: 0 14947310 14952150, hotness: undefined, score: 12, children: 0
SnotFlickerman 63 points a year ago

Initially, I didn't think these kids were fall guys.

Now I think they're fall guys.

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lka1988 56 points a year ago

That was my thought. Young kids fresh out of school are really easy to manipulate into delusions of grandeur, especially when said delusions are offered by the richest person in the world. He's gonna leave them out for the wolves.

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SnotFlickerman 47 points a year ago

Either that or Musk himself is truly so incompetent he thinks these kids are true geniuses. Honestly, with how things are going, that's a fiddy-fiddy chance, because Musk is somehow almost as unbelievably stupid as Trump.

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BartyDeCanter 18 points a year ago

Why not both?

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lka1988 9 points a year ago

You're probably not wrong, what with him awkwardly hopping around onstage at multiple trump rallies.

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Opisek 54 points a year ago

Technically OCR is an application of machine learning.

Not an LLM, though.

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SwordInStone 15 points a year ago

A world of difference

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jsomae 2 points a year ago

regularizing the OCR'd form into a json/html file might be a good application of an LLM though. Perhaps this is what they were asking about.

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kureta 2 points a year ago

I doubt they even know what they are asking about?

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tsiad_mordecai_miktros 49 points a year ago

yes me send me what you want me to parse and i will get back to you in 3-4 business days

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eldavi 20 points a year ago

be sure to include the metadata too. lol

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OwlPaste 15 points a year ago

And processing fee!

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tsiad_mordecai_miktros 4 points a year ago

the only fee i want is pics

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DeathsEmbrace 4 points a year ago
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mesamunefire 47 points a year ago

Imagine getting a job like this and now half the nation knows your name...thats terrifying. being an intern may mean you have no idea of the true scope of what they are asking you to do.

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Pieisawesome 22 points a year ago

They are public employees who are changing things at the core of our government. Why wouldn’t we know their names?

Government employees names aren’t secret (asides from a few exceptions) nor is their pay

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GrumpyDuckling 18 points a year ago

We know that his dad is an engineering professor at university of Nebraska too. Really calls into question his credentials. I checked the other day and they had already removed his contact info from their website.

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crusa187 15 points a year ago

Yeah, seems that’s the point. Old enough to competently perform what they’re told, but too young to realize the gravity of the situation and how wrong it is to partake in it.

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eldavi 16 points a year ago

that's why we have 18 year soldiers ....

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ChapulinColorado 10 points a year ago

It’s ok, with the experienced gained from being forced to grow up, some will come home and use their savings to buy a dodge ram on a 7 year loan at 18% apr.

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NicolaHaskell 47 points a year ago

This is that special blend of Tablet Kid "I don't need to know things I can google them" and Rich Kid "I don't need to do things I can crowdsource them" that makes for that Distinctively VP "I don't know what I'm doing and nobody can tell 👈😎👉"

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CapriciousDay 25 points a year ago
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tetris11 22 points a year ago

I have to admit, PDF parsing being such a hot and profitable topic in computer science was really something I never saw coming.

PDFs? The things you can select text from? And when not, there's decent OCR? And when not, you just ask the person to send you an email or a word doc?

It sounds like LLMs are looking for a new unpolluted source of historical data that they can learn from, and this source exists in the form of old scanned-in paper documents. That's the only reason I can fathom as to why this is such a big thing now.

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chicken 9 points a year ago

Every time I try to convert a PDF to epub or something, or OCR one that doesn't actually have selectable text, it turns out shit. I assume the real reason people would want to get LLMs involved is that there is actually a lot of ambiguity in what a correct conversion would be, and there are a lot of PDFs out there.

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JustAnotherKay 2 points a year ago

I self host sterling-pdf and I haven't had an issue with file conversion in... When did I set this thing up?

To be truthful, the machine I had it running on has been sent to the grave (I sold it) so I don't actually have this service running right now

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MonkderVierte 5 points a year ago

Selecting text doesn't work in most multi-column pdfs and good OCR cost money. And if the original source is lost and you want an exact copy in word, the OCR tools need to be really good at guessing whitespace-to-line ratio, because pdf is only an output format and not a processing format.

For most other converting needs, there's pandoc, imagemagick and ffmpeg.

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sudo 5 points a year ago

Training the most insane AI model on classified federal documents.

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GissaMittJobb 19 points a year ago

Is this fake?

For context, this is the guy who figured out how to see what's written on some ancient Greek Scrolls without destroying them. It seems slightly far-fetched that he wouldn't know better.

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SwordInStone 6 points a year ago

What Greek scrolls?

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GissaMittJobb 11 points a year ago path: 0 14948237 14948370 14948685, hotness: undefined, score: 11, children: 4
Telorand 10 points a year ago

Even granting the quality or contribution he had to that effort, there's a huge difference between, "I can make a computer read burnt scrolls," and, "I can make government software with industry-standard protocols and security."

By way of comparison, just because I can write automation software for my company's apps doesn't mean I could just jump into doing Linus Torvalds' job maintaining the Linux kernel.

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GissaMittJobb 11 points a year ago

Sure, but the difference between "I win awards for figruing out how to decipher ancient scrolls that no one has been able to do despite their best efforts" and "I can't research well enough to discover appropriate existing tools for document conversion" is very hard to reconcile.

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rustydrd 17 points a year ago

Ah yes, the famed document <-> JSON converter.

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xthexder 12 points a year ago

It's so easy! Watch:

{"contents": "<garbled .docx contents goes here>"}
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cmgvd3lw 15 points a year ago

Actually this is what they do.

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some_guy -5 points a year ago

Yeah, I don’t really get this one. The class clown is the kid who recognizes a function of a tool, correctly at that. Unlike a dipshit lawyer who let it hallucinate bogus case law. Hilarious.

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masterofn001 28 points a year ago

There are programs that exist that explicitly do these sorts of things.

They have been around since long before llm.

This is a lazy and uneducated question.

He demonstrates he has done zero research and goes straight to the buzzword because he knows nothing.

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ininewcrow 11 points a year ago

Just use Deepseek for US government data .... what could go wrong?

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sudo 5 points a year ago

Like opening source code in Word.

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Geometrinen_Gepardi 4 points a year ago

How is that a stupid question?

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glimse 47 points a year ago

Perhaps the best way would be through an analogy:

"Are there any thermonuclear bombs made specifically for lighting candles?"

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davel 10 points a year ago

Large Language Models are for natural language processing, not for converting between text document file formats.

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