Windows Pro help

3 years ago by CheshireSnake to c/windows_help

Hi. I just noticed my Windows Pro is neither a professional nor does it have a window.

I also tried Windows Home but there was no house.

I think I was scammed. Help. This is there I got it from.

myrrh 4 points 3 years ago

Y'all I need help there's a scary man that took over my computer screen after I clicked on a Windows link and my speakers broke and started blasting out some cryptic musical beat

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MouseWithBeer 3 points 3 years ago

I would suggest pouring a healthy dose of holy water over all over the computer to try to get the demon out.

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Hovenko 3 points 3 years ago

I think I have a business idea:

Hire a priest
Build a isopropyl bottling line
Put the priest at the end of the line and have him bless all the bottles coming out
Hire an army of priests as professional electronics demon purging unit
Sell it as a service
profit

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myrrh 2 points 3 years ago

Oh my gosh great idea, I did it and now God Almighty has entered my computer 🤩 I can tell because he’s making my computer make fancy crackling sounds. Holy smoke is coming out, hallelujah!

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Hovenko 2 points 3 years ago

Does the smoke smell or not? If it doesn't it's holy smoke, otherwise you had a demon in your computer and now it is gone.

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iuseit 3 points 3 years ago

Windows pro is when you open the window in your apartment and jump out.

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ImmaculateTaste 2 points 3 years ago

Same mine doeznt havea windo too

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