general public use

2 years ago by ooli2 to c/imgoingtohellforthis

over_clox 15 points 2 years ago

Welcome to the EFK, the Electronic Fleshlight Kiosk.

Your first trial usage is free *

With a low monthly subscription of just $60, we can provide you with a pleasant experience while you place your donation.

With a premium subscription of $120 a month, we can ensure the kiosk is sanitized and lubricated for your safety.

With a monthly child support payment, we can inform you of how many children you have fathered.

Please watch this 10 minute advertisement on Viagra before proceeding...

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Mycatiskai 8 points 2 years ago

Is there a cheaper more unpleasant option that I can afford or is the unpleasant version more expensive because it is niche?

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over_clox 4 points 2 years ago

We do still offer Free Circumcision Sundays *

Business Hours: Monday through Saturday, 9am to 5pm. Closed on Sundays, except for confessionals.

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Mycatiskai 2 points 2 years ago

Religious is a bit out of my comfort zone. Do you have an uncomfortable secular option?

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Canonical_Warlock 3 points 2 years ago

They do but it's a complete rip off.

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superkret 12 points 2 years ago

Are they available for purchase?

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Diplomjodler3 6 points 2 years ago

A friend of mine would be interested too.

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KomfortablesKissen 6 points 2 years ago

DDG is kinda hinting on a DIY solution. I am... conflicted.

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TheBrideWoreCrimson 5 points 2 years ago

Yeah, I'll pass on the Ultra Rapid Extractor, I think.

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superkret 3 points 2 years ago

I don't think I want the ultra rapid extraction.

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FooBarrington 11 points 2 years ago

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davidagain 4 points 2 years ago

TBF, if your hand touches your own erection, that's clearly gay, so obviously someone had to invent a fuckable kiosk so they don't have to swap sexualities when they're getting IVF.

(/s)

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Gingerlegs 3 points 2 years ago

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