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Pete Hegseth: ‘There Are No State Secrets In A Healthy Relationship’

a year ago by inclementimmigrant to c/theonion

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WASHINGTON—Staunchly defending his decision to share sensitive military data in messages to his wife, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth told reporters Monday, “There are no state secrets in a healthy relationship.” “Communication is key in every strong marriage, and that includes communication about airstrikes on foreign adversaries,” said the Pentagon chief, who called the mere idea […]
Samsonreturns 32 points a year ago

It's been a while, but this one fucking fooled me. Let's see if tomorrow morning, ol' whiskeyleaks says something really similar

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TheBat 7 points a year ago

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PunkRockSportsFan 27 points a year ago

A husband and his “wife” cannot be charged with the same crime, Michael.

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darkdemize 11 points a year ago

I got the worst fucking attorneys.

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Tempus_Fugit 8 points a year ago

Leave it to the drunk to speak a sober heart to those not privy.

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thatonecoder 1 point a year ago

This article actually became true… What's happening in this world?!?

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