Pete Hegseth: ‘There Are No State Secrets In A Healthy Relationship’

a year ago by inclementimmigrant to c/theonion

WASHINGTON—Staunchly defending his decision to share sensitive military data in messages to his wife, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth told reporters Monday, “There are no state secrets in a healthy relationship.” “Communication is key in every strong marriage, and that includes communication about airstrikes on foreign adversaries,” said the Pentagon chief, who called the mere idea […]
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Samsonreturns 32 points a year ago

It's been a while, but this one fucking fooled me. Let's see if tomorrow morning, ol' whiskeyleaks says something really similar

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TheBat 7 points a year ago
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