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I can melt ice with my eyes

3 years ago by Arsenal4ever to c/dadjokes

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Admittedly, it takes some time

NotGeorge 3 points 3 years ago

I can make objects levitate, but it only works on birds.

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WarmSoda 1 point 3 years ago

I've made grass grow just by focusing on it.

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DavidGarcia 2 points 3 years ago

I mean technically speaking, all eyes emit black body radiation, so we all have very underdeveloped laser eyes

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HappyFrog 1 point 3 years ago

I don't get it :(

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Sparkega 1 point 3 years ago

The ice couldn't handle how hot he was.

The ice melts on its own. Staring while it melts is inconsequential but makes it a dad joke.

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