I can melt ice with my eyes

3 years ago by Arsenal4ever to c/dadjokes

Admittedly, it takes some time

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NotGeorge 3 points 3 years ago

I can make objects levitate, but it only works on birds.

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WarmSoda 1 point 3 years ago

I've made grass grow just by focusing on it.

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